Ah yes, the Rude Pundit checks in on "Mrs. Alito"

[yodermon]

Standard warnings & disclaimers apply. enjoy!

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2006/01/alito-tears-oh-sweet-martha-ann.html

Oh, sweet Martha-Ann Bomgardner, you who would not take the name of Alito as your own, come over here and dry your tears on the Rude Pundit's shoulder. Yes, yes, it is a shame that Sammy had to endure such harsh questions in his hearing, questions like "What do you think?" and "Did you mean it when you said?" and "Why did you do that?" It's so sad, isn't it, that big mean Ted Kennedy wanted to know why Sammy joined the Concerned Alumni of Princeton.

Shhhh, dear Martha-Ann, we all know that you sign up for groups to pad the resume', and, with Sammy applying for a job with the Meese Justice Department, any extra right wing padding would be welcomed. Hell, back in high school, the Rude Pundit briefly belonged to the 4-H Club so he could put it on his college apps. Then he realized he'd have to touch goats and chickens. And when Lindsay Graham sarcastically asked if Sammy was a "closet bigot," well, who could hold back the floodgates for all the implication? It's brutal, the Rude Pundit knows.

Aww, you cry so deliciously, poor Martha-Ann. The Rude Pundit bets that you cry more bravely than that ten-year old girl when she was strip-searched by cops as they probed her ten-year old vagina and anus for packets of drugs. The Rude Pundit bets that you cry more loudly than that retarded guy whose co-workers sodomized him with a broom handle. The Rude Pundit bets that the tears of everyone ever affected by your husband's decisions now and in the future pale in comparison to the tears that streak you face right now.

Hush, Martha-Ann, and let the Rude Pundit comfort you. Let the Rude Pundit love you and make love to you. Cry again when you come. And if you should get pregnant, remember that your husband isn't on the Supreme Court yet.

d'oh.

[henslee]

1. kick. nominated.

[CottonBear]

2. Oh my. That is the rudest Rude Pundit EVER. Damn. Scathing n/t

[Canuckistanian]

3. K&R for Martha-Ann!

You go, girrl!

[in_cog_ni_to]

4. LOL...Oh this is SO GOOD! I just LOVE Rude Pundit! K&R

:bounce:

[Kurovski]

5. Rude Pundit best be careful. Sweet, tender Martha-Ann may take

him up on his offer.

Alito seems like a repressed pickle-licker to me...

[yodermon]

8. snark.

huh huh. you said "pickle licker"

[in_cog_ni_to]

9. heh

you said he said "pickle licker"

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

12. Yeah, you know.

...a wiener-cleaner.

[Binka]

15. A real Pud Stud

[Kurovski]

17. Repressed, but real.

:-) He sure doesn't seem to like women very much, does he?

[Straight Shooter]

6. Good. She needs to be made into an object of absolute ridicule.

I saw the video. Crocodile tears intended to distract. Let the orchestra strike up Sympathy for the Devil, indeed.

[NMMNG]

7. So very enjoyable

:applause:

[chalky]

10. The third paragraph alone demands my recommedation.

"Aww, you cry so deliciously, poor Martha-Ann. The Rude Pundit bets that you cry more bravely than that ten-year old girl when she was strip-searched by cops as they probed her ten-year old vagina and anus for packets of drugs. The Rude Pundit bets that you cry more loudly than that retarded guy whose co-workers sodomized him with a broom handle. The Rude Pundit bets that the tears of everyone ever affected by your husband's decisions now and in the future pale in comparison to the tears that streak you face right now."

Damn skippy.

Wonder who's tears were shed for the unarmed 15-year-old who was shot in the back?

[txindy]

11. Ouch.

Brilliant. And painful. :toast:

[BlueEyedSon]

13. It's RU-DE-LICIOUS!

[Cults4Bush]

14. Best ever... really.

I like the sexual rudeness specifically, these frigid prudes, these faux tear droppers, need to realize that we are ready to do battle now.

They rapidly approach the levels of all the extremists throughout history that sought to dominate and subvert peoples to their self aggrandizng wills.

As Orin Hatch recently repeated, "bring it on" . Yeppers, bring it on... you fascist theocratic dysfunctionally corrupt fuck faces!

[AlCzervik]

16. love it, he had me with his "Howard Dean will fuck your shit up" article.