VIDEO-The Daily Show Lampoons Alito's Boo-Hooing Wife

[liveoaktx]

Snippet Ed Helms

[Catch22Dem]

1. Xanax and Talbots!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[PassingFair]

23. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA redux!

Should be Laura Bush's mantra!

[yodermon]

2. excellent smithers

kick

[txindy]

6. Eeeeexcellent!

[Punkingal]

3. LOL....

Wearing her grandmother's couch!!!!!!:rofl: Thanks for posting!!!!!

[Guaranteed]

4. That was BRUTAL.

Holy shit.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. laundry accident!

Forced her to wear grandma's couch!

:rofl:

[txindy]

7. It's a good thing Ed doesn't post here

He'd learn how much harm he's doing with humor. :eyes:

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

15. Oh yeah, all that school-marmish finger-wagging about

how naughty it is to make fun of people's clothes.
And if it's a chick yer talkin' about, the school-marms let ya know how sexist you are.

STOP BEING BORING!! STOP IT! Get that depression treated! ALL NUNS AND SCHOOLMARMS: HAVE A FUCKIN' SHERRY, ALREADY!

I loved Cordry's "I'm gonna so fuck that purple monkey". And Jon asks if it's time for Jews to leave the country with Alito soon to be on the SC.

[Kurovski]

17. Correction.

The line was: "I'd totally fuck that purple monkey."

[Seen the light]

8. That was one of the funniest bits I've seen them do in a while nt

[Straight Shooter]

9. I knew that Laura bush would help save the day for Mrs. A.

Nothing like slipping a little Xanax to a friend of the empire.

[ClayZ]

10. Bwhahahaha

[Tinksrival]

11. Can I take credit?

This was what I posted yesterday in the" Mrs. Alito fashion review day 2" thread.

Tinksrival (305 posts) Wed Jan-11-06 05:29 PM
Response to Reply #78
87. HAHaHa!!

I was just gonna say........She looks like my Grandma's couch!

Now I'll never look at that couch the same again, let alone sit on it!

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Do ya think they cruise our threads for ideas? :think:

[Gregorian]

12. Oh my!

I was actually wondering if anyone in the forum had said that. I thought I'd read your post!

Haha! Brilliant.

Pump her full of Zanax and return that couch fabric, and everything's well... :)

[buddysmellgood]

13. I will give you one credit for your comment. I know what it's like to have

a line stolen.

[liveoaktx]

14. Yes... great joke!

[Kurovski]

16. Cool! It's not the first time TDS has seemed to have been inspired

by shit on DU.

But also: great minds think alike. Twisted ones, too.

[Kahuna]

19. I wouldn't be surprised if they cruise DU for ideas. DUers..

are very clever. Ya'll crack me up often.

[Judi Lynn]

20. Tinksrival, the moment he said that I thought of reading that post.

It was a wicked one, and so appropriate. Looks as if you're due a small comedy fee!

[skids]

22. That line gave me the hardest laugh all week n/t

[malaise]

18. Too funny

:rofl: :rofl:

[Scout]

21. kick!

[PATRICK]

24. From experience

laughing at someone crying doesn't work unless you have a fascist mob behind you. Maybe one could try exposing the game more than deriding the Ollie North, Nixon, tear ducts. Poor Muskie wasn't even crying and he got crushed for reacting to a genuine personal assault by the Loeb smear machine.

Just list incidents and results of the crying game,"look what they are doing to my family" as far the legitimacy of the claims, the success. Clinton got angry over personal attacks and won, but he never cried except at funerals- which picture nonetheless were illegitimately used by the media whenever it suited them to imply the lie during other crises.

They control the perception of victimization, blame and weakness like the editors at the National Enquirer.

In other words, don't overkill a point by giving yet more ammo to the illusion, however comically tempting it might be. Don't you get a little uneasy that something about the control of this illusion makes one see a bit of Rush Limbaugh in the mirror when fighting tears, however theatric, with tears of laughter? The crying game, after all, is a trap.

[Tsiyu]

25. Remember the "purple heart" bandaids?

Remember how they treated Clinton's wife and Kerry's wife?

Remember how they treated Murtha and Max Cleland?

Now they are the party of the sensitive?

Spare me.

[hiley]

26. that was hilarious!

:rofl: thank you.