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Homer12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 07:58 PM
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Bush would get Impeached if he Had an affair.
Edited on Mon May-22-06 08:00 PM by Homer12
Okay, this is my first entry into my Blog.

If President Banana's sexual affair with Condilezza Rice was ever uncovered, he would get impeached, tripple if she gave him a blow job.

Why do Republicans dislike oral sex?


I just don't get it, nothing in the bible say's it's wrong.

Oh, I forgot about the passage were it says that Democrats are all evil!
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Postman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:00 PM
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1. he IS having an affair
he's f*cking each and everyone of us.
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:08 PM
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8. That's no affair.
That's rape. Point taken, though.

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:00 PM
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2. there is no affair
that bastard is asexual
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MSgt213 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:01 PM
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3. I don't think he would. Bush can do whatever he wants and its okay
with the true believers.
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subterranean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:04 PM
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4. Who would impeach him?
Not the Republican Congress.
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:04 PM
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5. Thugs dislike oral sex
because their pee pees are tiny which causes the "blower" to look like a remake of "Jaws"
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:06 PM
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6. Nah,
he'd just blame it on Clinton. Clinton started it, you know. :sarcasm:

Mz Pip
:dem:
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:10 PM
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11. Clinton invented the blow job
n/t
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Ringo84 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:07 PM
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7. OR
...if he was a Democrat. We'd never get away with any of the stuff "President" Jackass has done.

Of course, we wouldn't do many of the unAmerican things he's done, so I guess we'll never know.
Ringo
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:08 PM
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9. I don't think the Corporate Media would touch any bigtime
negative Bushie stories. If they did, it would be a 1-liner followed by 3 days of documentaries about blue dresses.
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bullimiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:10 PM
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10. nope. he could have done exactly what clinton did. no impeachment.
the majority of republicans in our govt only care about power. they dont give a shit about the law or justice or the constitition.
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:10 PM
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12. Nobody wants his nasty ass!
Atleast Clinton was good looking!
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:14 PM
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13. Absolutely not.
The blow job was just a convenient excuse to impeach the legitimate President. They were just looking for a reason.

If * would be caught getting head from Condiliar and we would make a stink of it it would just give them an opportunity for the Pukes to call us hypocrites. They would say "Well the Dems didn't think it was a big deal when Clinton was getting a blow job. Why is it a big deal when Bush does?" And the press would eat it up.

Pukes don't have a problem with oral sex. They just like to look pious in public. Behind closed doors they will suck and be sucked by anything that moves.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:15 PM
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14. Who in his/her right mind would do Bush? Eww.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:20 PM
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15. If lying about making love is impeachable
how can lying about making war NOT be?

:shrug:
rocknation
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-22-06 08:22 PM
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16. he's screwing the whole world!
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