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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:17 AM
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The Jeb and Cruella Show!
Edited on Tue May-23-06 07:18 AM by FLDem5
Katherine Harris busted again - with Mitchell "Bribe `em all" Wade
by doorguy (from doorguy at Kos)

from the St. Pete Times:

"Now it turns out that wasn't her first fancy meal with corrupt contractor Mitchell Wade. Harris had dined with Wade previously at the same tony Washington restaurant and failed to pay her share as required by congressional rules, her campaign acknowledged Friday.
<snip>
Ingram said the Republican Senate candidate has made a charitable donation equivalent to her share of that meal, but he could provide no details. He said he did not know how much that meal cost, how much Harris donated to charity or what the charity was. "


...now that's good comedy!!

Not to be outdone - Jeb had this zinger that brought down the house during his stand-up routine:

"People who act on their faith are a large number of people in our state. Sometimes I think you guys write about them like they're mutants out there, like they're some weird little group, like they're Scientologists or something," the governor said.


...but don't worry - all those Scientologists in Clearwater probably don't vote anyway!

Its a good thing that God still loves the Sunshine State enough to help us hapless Floridians out at the Polling Place or I don't know what we would do. God has spoken to the proper authorities and mandated that Republican Charlie Christ (I mean Crist) be our next Governor.

*sigh* We do still have nice beaches.



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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:23 AM
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1. We do have our share
of wackos down here.

Maybe it has something to do with the intense heat and humidity?

But then again, where else can you go out in your backyard and see this?



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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:28 AM
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4. When America's Most Wanted was popular
we used to joke that for some reason, people committed those crimes all over America, but they were always apprehended in Florida!

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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:25 AM
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2. Now that Kathrene has had her uplifting uplifting...
Edited on Tue May-23-06 07:31 AM by Hubert Flottz
will she open Lido beach up again and let it all hang out like it did in the good ole daze? North Lido is in her section of the state I think.

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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:31 AM
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5. Katherine is FAR to modest!
Does this look like a woman who is proud of her girls?



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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:34 AM
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6. North Lido Or Busts!
Edited on Tue May-23-06 07:35 AM by Hubert Flottz
I loved the snorkeling at Lido Beach! I drank a hundred gallons of seawater a day! I think that's what made me CRAZY!

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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 07:28 AM
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3. Once upon a time you could see the beach in Panama City
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 12:34 PM
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7. Sad, but true.
Don't worry, a hurricane will take it all away some day.
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