heads up, the lord has spoken to someone else besides smirk

[donsu]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060522/ap_on_el_gu/election_governor;_ylt=AgnOh2vpR3rE9SINYcqduU.yFz4D;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

Pastor: Lord Revealed Next Fla. Governor

A reverend who introduced Republican gubernatorial candidate Charlie Crist during a breakfast with other pastors Monday said the Lord came to him in a dream two years ago and told him Crist would be the state's next governor.

The Rev. O'Neal Dozier said that before the dream he did not know Crist, nor had Crist made known his plans to run for governor.
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maybe Dozier does Ambien

[Missy M]

1. I didn't realize the Lord gets involved in politics.

[realisticphish]

2. No, you idiot!

I said CHRIST, not Crist! -- God

[Virginia Dare]

3. Now if the Lord would just reveal those lotto numbers...

that would be useful information! :silly:

[slor]

4. I hope he just killed his...

candidacy.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

5. No wonder the "Lord" is always in need of cash. Phone bills.

Pass the basket.

[NanceGreggs]

6. I understand that the NSA agent ...

... who was 'inadvertently' listening-in, says Dozier is full of crap; God never said any such thing.