Ask President Stupid: completely unrehearsed questions to the president

[mopaul]

dear protector father president, you are so wise and articulate, why do you think so many americans still don't get why we need to be at war forever?

it's an honor to speak to you mr. president, can i just thank you and thank god for your administration?

mr. president, we love laura so much, can you give us any parental advice?

president bush, my family is so much better off financially since you took office, can we start a fund to have your face carved on rushmore?

mr. president, thanks for making us safer from terrorism, how come you're so smart?

president bush, can we go ahead and round up all the non christians and put them in concentration camps real soon?

mr. president, i have a lovely daughter who is single, may i offer her to you?

president bush, could you please remove the constitution and bill of rights?

mr. president, since the economy is doing so well, could you please raise our taxes?

president bush, don't you think that we should just skip the next election and just appoint you emperor for life?

[SpiralHawk]

1. Herr Bush, you look so pensive sitting there reading My Pet Goat on 9/11

after you had already been notified twice that the USA was under attack?

What the Hell were you thinking?

You wasted over half a freaking hour, and did nothing? What's with that?

Did your background as a Connecticut preppy AWOL Skull & Bones cheerleader help prepare you to Fail America so expertly on 9/11?

[mopaul]

5. i suggest more rehearsal for you

consider re-wording your questions to say:

mr. president, you acted so bravely and decisively on nine eleven that i sacrificed two of my children for the cause, is laura as nice as she seems to be?

[waiting for hope]

2. LOL! Here's another one...

Mr. President, is it okay now just to go ahead and take all jobs and rights away from women and make them stay home and have baby after baby?

[Lerkfish]

3. You've got satire in my reality...you've got reality in your satire....

(lame attempt to use the old reese's cup commercials)

[EST]

4. Add:

We want to sacrifice two virgins to you but there are none within two hundred miles. Do you know of any?

[mopaul]

6. president bush, my neighbor is a liberal hippy freak,...

can i send his name to the office of perpetual spying and see that he's roundly tortured?..and oh, tell god i said hi.