but my wife laughed at me and I fell over.
who are totally offended by even the possibility of Christ being married when Hebraic tradition pretty much required that guys married in those times by 18 years of age. Go figure.
We were much older than 18, married by a stealth-Rabbi and we're non-Theists. It's a great dinner-party story. The ceremonial poster is a hoot.
Why does this bother and trouble them so???
Actually, our families find it almost as funny as we do.
Why would of his mom have been so concerned about running out of wine at the wedding at Cannan if she wasn't in fact responsible for the hospitality?
Well, it was BYOB! Besides, our families like wine... and beer... and spirits....
Why would he have performed his first miracle then?
Well, it was just a spare bottle of Gin that I had stashed away for a rainy day. Hardly a miracle, IMO, but very nice of you to say so.
OMG I can't even believe I bothered to start this thread.
Apparently no-one else did either, which is why you got this hopefully-playful response from me. I hate to see a post go un-replied.
Have a nice night.
You too.