Neo-con Joke

[TomClash]

I received this joke in an e-mail today and have altered it slightly.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and
asks, "What's happened?"

The man says, "Terrorists have kidnapped George Bush, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice and Don Rumsfeld. They are asking for a $10 million ransom or they will douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

The man replies, "About a gallon"

[Minnesota Libra]

1. OMG, that's cold hearted, but that is so funny, I love it!!! You.........

....go buddy - that is too cool!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HornBuckler]

2. good good

what was the original joke? I love your alteration, but just for curiosity's benefit - how did it originally go?

[Kindigger]

4. I believe it was....

originally a mother-in-law or ex-spouse joke. Less money and gas involved though. :think:

[TomClash]

6. It added Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

I substituted Rice and Rummy. More appropriate to me.

[William769]

3. Good one!

[npincus]

5. hAR HAR-- I've got matches!