Hastert to receive more warnings from White House in coming days.

[Cyrano]

Hastert bitched about the FBI raiding a congressman's office. You just know that subtle reminders are on the way for him to shut up.

A dead fish wrapped in newspaper

A poster of Jimmy Hoffa

A photo of Hannibal Lector having an old friend for dinner

A picture of Michael Corleone kissing Fredo

A sideshow geek biting the head off a live chicken

A nuclear bomb, less the triggering device

A DVD of Hitchcock's "Psycho" wrapped in a shower curtain

A painting of John the Baptist's head on a platter

A restored copy of the Zapruder film of Kennedy's assassination

A package with an orange jump suit, handcuffs and leg irons

In the event Hastert is too dense to get these hints, he will also receive a photo of Karl Rove smiling benevolently.

[Hubert Flottz]

1. 8x10 glossies of Dennis playing POKEHER at the Watergate...

With the Boyzzzzzzz!

EDIT...Recordings of his calls to all those 900 numbers!

[DBoon]

2. Good thing Haster doesn't own racing horses

or he would have quite a mess to clean up in his bed

[RebelDawg]

3. I heard on the radio

that he is actually under investigation. Which would explain why he is so upset that the FBI raided a congressional office. He must know he is next. I hope they get his fat ass soon.

[TheFarseer]

4. Picture of Denny

tied to a spit over an open flame with an apple in his mouth.

[Cyrano]

5. yeah, but who'd want to eat it?

[hiley]

6. Denny, the Bushevik Mob is Putting a Horse's Head in Your Bed.

Denny, the Bushevik Mob is Putting a Horse's Head in Your Bed. Wake Up, They're Sending You a Message. You Violated the Bush Code of Omerta!

A BUZZFLASH GUEST EDITORIAL

The following is a letter from Bruno "The Buzzer" Gotti to Denny Hastert that was leaked to us:

Dear Denny,

What were you thinking, Denny? What were you thinking?

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http://www.buzzflash.com/editorial/06/05/edi06039.html

[guruoo]

7. Remember when Frist once 'dared' to negotiate with Democrats?

Poison Ricin Found in Sen. Frist's Office
Frist said he was positive the substance was ricin, and officials
of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said several tests
identified it as the ...
www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/2/3/144554.shtml - 29k - May 23, 2006


A Jimmy Hoffa cupcake, with a hand reaching out of dirt-like
frosting, is offered Tuesday at the Milford Baking Co.
(FABRIZIO COSTANTINI/New York Times)

[maxrandb]

8. An pre-paid ticket to Guantanamo

A Black Hood, wires, and a car battery

A picture of a snarling Doberman

An invitation to go hunting with Dick Cheney

Shoes incased in cement

A letter containing powdered sugar

A picture of Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam

A photo of Jack Abrahamhoff

Bill Cliton holding a cigar

A picture of Tom Delay wearing a wire

A DD form 1966 Contract for Enlistment in the United States Military.

A picture of Nancy Pilosi holding the gavel.