Man! I Feel Like A Moran!

[auburngrad82]

Sung to the tune of...well, you figure it out.

Man! I Feel Like A Moran!

I think that this is HUGH-I'm feelin' we can't LOOSE
I'm supportin' Dubya right down the line.
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I'm gonna wave around a big ol' sign
No immigration, gay marriage or abortion
We'll pass the amendments to ban them all!
(But if we don't do it there's always next time.)

The best thing about being a moran
Is the prerogative to believe what we're told (told, told)

Oh, oh, oh, lettin' Big Oil-in on the spoils
Makin' a profit off the fortunes of war.
Oh, oh, oh, fightin' insurgents-yeah, spreadin' them freedoms
Oh, oh, oh, wavin' them flags, next stop Iran!
Axis of evil, huntin' Osama
Oh, oh, oh, Freedom ain't free so come fight for me!
Man! I feel like a moran!

The GOP needs a break-tonight we're gonna take
The politicians out for a night on the town
They don't need romance-they only wanna chance
To meet Abramoff's hookers and let their pants down.

The best thing about being a moran
Is the prerogative to make a little green (green, green)

Oh, oh, oh, I'm totally SERIES-you think I'm delirious
K-Street, let's meet!
Oh, oh, oh, bring a blank check, Oh what the heck!
Oh, oh, oh, gettin' the kickbacks-scratchin' the lobbys' backs
Sellin' my vote to pay for my boat
Oh, oh, oh, freedom ain't free-so give your money to me
Man! I feel like a moran!

The best thing about being a moran
Is the prerogative to get rich off of you (you, you)

Oh, oh, oh, be fiscally lazy-spend money like crazy
Big Debt-No Sweat!
Oh, oh, oh, cut Medicare-who said it's fair?
Oh, oh, oh, I know I'm forgiven for this sinful livin'
'Cause End Times erases white collar crimes
Oh, oh, oh, Jesus forgives me-yeah, so you should too.
Man! I feel like a moran!

I'm totally ruthless
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a moran



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