New Enron Song: BECAUSE I'M KEN (Sing along, everyone!)

[derby378]

(To the tune of Because I Can by Pink)

Ken L-A-Y
Kenny B-O-Y
I'm the CEO
Who said "Why Ask Why"
I built Enron
As a big cash cow
I hired Jeffrey Skilling
And he showed me how
To play the energy game
"Mark-to-market" brought fortune and fame
Bathed Dubya's campaign in green
If you want the White House, talk to me

So I bluffed the guys from SEC
And hoped they'd go away
Even when they found corruption
I just looked the other way
But all that bling's no good to me now
I've just been convicted on all counts
I'm fucked, I'm off to the pen
Because I'm Ken

Then Andy Fasdow
Cooked our books
'Cause we were deep
In red
And LJN
Was his greatest plot
Where he hid enough debt
To sink Microsoft
While Skilling started to fret
I browsed fabric swatches for our jet
Cliff Baxter took his own life
That's the chance you take with "guys with spikes"

So I bluffed the guys from SEC
And hoped they'd go away
Even when they found corruption
I just looked the other way
But all that bling's no good to me now
I've just been convicted on all counts
I'm fucked, I'm off to the pen
Because I'm Ken

You say that you've been conned
Whining that your pension’s gone
Instead of prison walls
I'd gladly brave collection calls
The sidewalk is your bed
But California wants me dead
The gavel just came down
Moussaoui is my neighbor, clown

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

So I bluffed the guys from SEC
And hoped they'd go away
Even when they found corruption
I just looked the other way
But all that bling's no good to me now
I've just been convicted on all counts
I'm fucked, I'm off to the pen
Because I'm Ken

[derby378]

1. KICK!