Ken Lay: "God is in control, and we love our Lord"

[Philosoraptor]

Jeezuz!

[musette_sf]

1. Translation:

"five feet high and risin'"

[Imagevision]

51. Translation:? God is Bush, and God better not get impeached...

[annabanana]

2. I guess God is sending him to the slammer!

(good for God. . way to go, man.)

[JuniperLea]

18. Bingo!

I may believe in him/her yet if this kind of thing keeps up.

This joker should be in jail already. I don't get how he can still go all over the place spouting his vile mouth off.

[Imagevision]

52. Betcha Lay stays out of Prison posting appeals Bond awaiting Bush's

pardon come 1/08

[Imagevision]

53. correction 1/09 after the Prez is installed

[YOY]

3. Works wonders with some juries...

Dropping the J bomb....

[LostInAnomie]

4. By "God" he means...

... money. The same when he says "lord".

[kineneb]

63. Yup. Big time worshiper of Mammon.

At the alter of the almighty dollar.

[cmd]

5. Blame it on God?

Kenny Boy, you disappoint me more every day. Take some responsibility. Be a man.

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6. Isn't that what Jim Baker & Tammy were weeping,

once the legal noose tightened?

I used to know people who talk like that: taking no responsibility, expressing no contrition, insisting the "Lord" will forgive them no matter what.

It really makes me sick. Didn't someone write of religion being the last refuge of a scoundrel? Or was that patriotism?

[Raksha]

59. I just posted that before I saw your note.

Originally the saying was "Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel."

Obviously, religion comes into play when even patriotism doesn't work. It's the absolute dead-last final refuge of a scoundrel (and often with the Religious Right, also the first, second, etc.)

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61. .

;)

[Fierce]

7. Hey Ken, God IS in control.

And he hates you.

[underpants]

8. Yep God answered lots of prayers today!

God doesn't like you Ken and neither does anyone else.

[lindisfarne]

9. Is he going to a real jail, or a luxury jail? That is the real question.

Is he going to have to worry about all aspects of jail culture that others, put in jail for minor drug offenses which have harmed a tiny fraction of the lives that Lay has harmed?

It's not enough for them to go to jail; they need to end up in the same kind of jail the majority of criminals end up in.

[maxsolomon]

41. martha stewart said there is no luxury jail

i wouldn't imagine he'll be in with lifers, tho, as he's going to a federal pen.

[marions ghost]

43. but martha could survive there

cause y'know, she likes the "simple life"....:D LOL

[Initech]

10. Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse?

Because I'm wondering just what god Ken Lay and all these other business criminal scumfucks worship.

[zonmoy]

33. the same evil god that all fundamentalists and right wingers

worship.

[durrrty libby]

11. Oh how I love the crazy fake Christians.

They never fail to make themselves look like the buffoonish cartoon characters they are.

[Philosoraptor]

45. Soon he'll never be seen without his trusty bible in hand.

Lots of praying with the family, conspicuous church attendence, and the inevitable tearful farewell to freedom.

[TahitiNut]

12. Why is that piece of maggot shit running loose?

It's outrageous that these people who've violated and abused their positions of trust and privilege are permitted to run free. They should be in Gitmo. :grr:

[peekaloo]

13. Maybe Kenny Boy but Jebus threw out the money changers.

But I'm sure Kenny feels like he's the sacrifice instead.

[Cha]

14. Fuckin' Hypocrite! Is that what

he was thinking when stole all that money from his employees?

[patdem]

15. "In God We Trust"..sure kenny boy...sure

if that were'nt on the money he would be praying to mammon...which is the same thing of course to these false flag xions!

[RobertSeattle]

16. Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel

...with overt religiosity coming in a close second.

[Drum]

17. Thanks! nt

[brentspeak]

19. Well, besides God, what kind of "control" does Cheney have over Lay?

Enough so that Lay is willing to fall on his sword so that details of the energy meetings aren't revealed?

[warrens]

20. Ken, this is God speaking

Stop your sniveling and listen up. In My wisdom, I have decided that you should spend the next decade or so having all the sex you can stand. No, don't thank me. Why? You'll find out.

[DoYouEverWonder]

21. What is it with these plastic fantastic christians?

You would think he could at least fake a little remorse?

That's the problem with these assholes. They don't get it. They can't see that they did anything wrong.

[BlueManDude]

22. He'll be speaking with Chuck Colson soon - if he hasn't already. n/t

[marmar]

23. Phoney religiosity....

doesn't erase the fact that you're a crook, a liar and an all-around asshole, Kenny Boy.

[xxqqqzme]

24. that little rat bastard actually said that????

I'm fairly certain the people you screwed out of their life savings are not wishing any love from any where for ypu 2day. But I bet they all feel a little better!

[Philosoraptor]

27. Saw it live, I'm sure the short transcript will show up soon.

[Zen Democrat]

25. "Lay, Kenny Lay"

Lay Across Your Prison Bed.

[rateyes]

26. Wonder when God is going to tell Dubya

to pardon Lay? God told him to invade Iraq, after all. :sarcasm:

[peace13]

28. Is he talking about God or *

[cliss]

29. Yes, Ken is a very religious man.

Our very own "Saint Ken".

His motto: "God helps those who help themselves".

[Aviation Pro]

30. Haven't gotten it yet, have you, Asshole?

God hates you and is directing the events that will send you to your living hell. Then after you die a slow painful death you will go to your private preserve in hell to have your flesh and soul rendered for eternity.

Got it now, Asshole?

[Trouser Trout]

31. You called? n/t

[SeattleGirl]

32. Christianity: The religion of convenience for lying thieves.

I wasn't really surprised to hear what Kenny Boy said, but I am disgusted. If you're going to call yourself a Christian (or identify yourself as a person of any faith), you gotta walk the walk, not just talk the talk, AND not just when it suits you. Kenny Boy, you are NO Christian.

[Generic Other]

34. Does god want us to join the army?

He seems to be recruiting on your thread!! LOL.

[Guaranteed]

35. Kenny, save it for when you're getting anally raped by

your new boyfriend.

[Philosoraptor]

38. Oh God! Oh God!...etc.

[Guaranteed]

42. Exactly. He's in control. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. Bruno is going to love his new cellmate. His prayers have been answered

[SammyWinstonJack]

37. !

:puke:

[Hubert Flottz]

39. If Kenny want's to really want's to rejuice he can go here...

http://bertc.com/dropkick.htm

[Roland99]

40. Reminds me of that sick bastard Mel Ignatow.

Google the name for info (sick fucker)

[devilgrrl]

44. And here I'm thinking that Madonna is sacreligious...

:eyes:

[RagAss]

46. Motherfucker ...steals people's lives and mentions God....

Burn in Hell you Piece of Shit.....

[Proud2BAmurkin]

47. fuck you Kenny Boy

nt

[Philosoraptor]

48. Gee, doesn't ANYONE feel sorry for Kenny and Jeffy?

Not I said the duck.

[Irreverend IX]

49. Wait till Kenny Boy meets his new cellmate.

Then he'll really start talking to God.

[Warren DeMontague]

50. Yeah. "God" wanted you to "F*ck Grandma Millie up the @$$"

To the tune of "$250 a megawatt hour"

http://www.perrspectives.com/articles/art_enron01.htm

...What a great guy, this "God"!

[allalone]

54. I couldn't believe my ears

when he started spouting that stuff. Seems to me I remember that book of theirs says something about "thou shalt not steal" They fucked over California but good. Outrageous energy costs, rolling blackouts. Oh, we had it all and then to find out it was all manufactured.

[BEZERKO]

55. I feel so sad for Ken Lay,...

[upi402]

56. "Come-to Jesus" time for Satan's spawn

These two need to do time.
Greg Palast said on AAR that Ken would NEVER name names or he'd be gone.
Hmmm??? Would he have a plane crash on the way to club fed or just have a brain bubble like Casey?

[NMMNG]

57. It's always the slimiest a$$holes

who run around with "God" on their lips all the time. :eyes:

[Raksha]

58. They say patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel,

but when even patriotism fails, there's always religion!

[mwb970]

60. I tuned in during Lay's homily about the Lord.

I honestly thought it was one of those TV preachers and wondered what news story he could possibly be involved in. I could hardly believe it when the announcer said that the pious preacher I had been listening to was actually convicted felon Ken Lay!

Right-wingers certainly have an... interesting relationship with their God. They're just lucky he's so forgiving.

[deFaultLine]

62. It's called...

blasphemy and using the Lord's name in vain is one of those commandments that they so desire to have displayed in courts all over.

I really think the guy must have had a small stroke or something, the part of his brain that controls his moral functions seem to be missing.