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PaDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 12:29 PM
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You Pat Robertson Fans will love this.........
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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 12:30 PM
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1. LOL If Robertson leg-pressed 2000 pounds
his prostate would shoot out his ass.
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 12:55 PM
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6. Ahem..... what a mental picture you just
created.....


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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 06:16 PM
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13. Subtlety is my forte.
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 01:03 PM
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8. God's finger kept it in place
enabling the Rev. Robertson to leg press a ton without blowing his O-ring gasket.
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PaDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 08:42 AM
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15. My guess is he'd struggle to do 500 lbs
let alone 2,000.
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tives12 Donating Member (223 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 12:32 PM
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2. It's God.
I guess anything is possible with God on your side. But I never knew that God actually was on his side.
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dsc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 12:32 PM
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3. Oh good lord
I am literally amazed that anyone would even believe such crap.
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Rufus T. Firefly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 12:39 PM
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4. Olbermann pointed out that...
An average leg press has around 400 pounds, and a professional one doesn't have more than 1,000.

Maybe he means "I leg pressed A TOTAL of 2,000 pounds. Over the course of a month."
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AllNamesHaveBeenUsed Donating Member (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-28-06 08:59 AM
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16. Leg press
In college, I used one that had just over 1,000. I was able to do multiple reps of the entire stack. I was in good shape and in my early 20's. Pat Robertson is neither.
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 12:52 PM
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5. If * can land a seven and a half pound perch...
then I guess anything is possible.
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 02:01 PM
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11. SO just said maybe they're trying to get their names into the
biblical book of records along with the walk on water, water to wine shit! LOL
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flyingfysh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 12:57 PM
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7. maybe it's British pounds?
How much do 2000 1-pound notes weigh? Or maybe he used larger bills.
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 01:04 PM
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9. Amazing!...Pat should release the videotape of this awesome feat...
...otherwise, some people may not believe it actually happened.
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billybob537 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 01:06 PM
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10. The poll 10% agree
That's great only 10% of the readers taking the poll have their heads up Pat's ASS
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 02:57 PM
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12. "All Christians know that what Pat Robertson says he did is true."
The Lord gave Robertson his strength.
#1 - 5/27/06 03:52 PM (Msg Id: 562788:1299)

All Christians know that what Pat Robertson says he did is true. Robertson is a true man of God, and with God anything is possible. 2000 pounds is nothing.
-- Tom Schtinkwater
http://messageboards.aol.com/aol/en_us/articles.php?boardId=562788&articleId=1299&func=6&channel=News&filterRead=false&filterHidden=true&filterUnhidden=false



AOL IS BIAS AGAINST CHRISTIANS...
#1 - 5/27/06 03:55 PM (Msg Id: 562788:1316)

With this new article on the stupid stunt that Madonna recently pulled at her concert...where is our opportunity to rip HER to shreds? AOL...you are bias against Christians.
--CrystalMntn
http://messageboards.aol.com/aol/en_us/articles.php?boardId=562788&articleId=1316&func=6&channel=News&filterRead=false&filterHidden=true&filterUnhidden=false

Ah, yes... the Deliverance Wing of the Repuke Party.
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-27-06 07:48 PM
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14. An alarming ten percent will believe anything this IDIOT spews.
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