Tree-huggers, liberals & peaceniks are domestic terrorists.

[Jackpine Radical]

They are actually the most pernicious variety of terrorists threatening America today. They are especially dangerous because they seek to overthrow the government by darkly sinister, so-called "peaceful" means, such as trying to mislead large numbers of people into voting against the President and the Republicans. If the communications of any group need to be monitored, then surely our government needs to listen in on these evil and subversive people in order to discover and thwart their nefarious plots. Among the most successful of our operations in recent times was the electronic surveillance of the traitorious Kerry campaign in 2004. Armed with knowledge of their innermost secrets, we were able to neutralize every one of their electioneering strategems, and were always able to counter their vicious attempts at veracity with well-timed disinformation.

So remember, if you want to maintain your standing as a loyal American, it is vital for you to distance yourself from Democrats, liberals, environmentalists, despicable altruists, and anyone who shows signs of sympathy with any of these groups. Never hesitate to report these unsavory people to the authorities. Be aware that if, for some mistaken reason, you actually befriend or talk to one of these people, or if you ever speak out in a way that even remotely suggests that you are in sympathy with them, then the Government will have no choice but to add you to the Enemies list. Pay heed to what Vice President Cheney so wisely said a few years ago, and "Watch what you say!"

[ificandream]

1. Get your crap outta here

Nobody will be misled into voting against the Bushies and this horrible Republican administration. It's a no-brainer. But it'd be impossible to raise someone like you to even the no-brainer level. You and your fellow conswervatives are way below that.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

13. *whistle* Hey You! *whistle* Over Here!

You know the OP is using sarcasm to make a point right?

If so, then maybe you should put a sarcasm smiley in your post.

But if you didn't realize it, and you actually think that post was of real sentiment, then :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ificandream]

You're right...

I didn't see it. Duh!:dunce: :dunce:

[Jackpine Radical]

22. It's OK--I often suck people in on these things.

People with post counts a lot higher than yours, who've been reading things like this from me for years.

As far as those sarcasm thingies go, I just don't generally use them for personal stylistic reasons. I sorta like to challenge people slightly, asking them to grasp my point without red flags & beepers.

[lonestarnot]

25. For a moment my bristles raised, lip started to snurl, ears laid back...

and then :evilgrin:

[Joe Fields]

32. Listen, you...My beloved Redwood friends and I are marching on

Washington! The sight of my 300 foot buddies marching down Pennsylvania Avenue should scare the hell out of a little bitty old Bush.

[H2O Man]

2. Thereis something

unsettling about nature. It's so...so...unnatural. If that Indian with the tear in his eye was so upset, maybe he shouldn't have immigrated to our country. Thank you, Dick Cheney. And thank Pat Boone for all his service, too.

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Thanks, H2O Man.

And thanks for that Universal Mind thread too.

[BrklynLiberal]

6. rotflmao

"he shouldn't have immigrated to our country"

[Jackpine Radical]

12. Damn good thing that Aleutian land bridge is gone now.

Otherwise we'd have to build fences & send the Guard up there to keep this kinda thing from happening again.

[stellanoir]

14. My son's paternal grandmother

wrote that commercial. She's no longer here. Though she made my and my son's life horrific. I still miss her.

She got that one outstandingly right.

[gulliver]

3. I'm heading to Antarctica to hunt polar bear.

Who's with me?

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Not me. Much better polar bear hunting in the arctic.

Now, where's HEyHEY's pic of the penguin hovering over the polar bear with the cymbals when I need it?

[BrklynLiberal]

8. Here ya go.

[Jackpine Radical]

11. That's it. I've seen it a million times

& it still cracks me up every time.

[gulliver]

27. Sssshhh!

There's great polar bear hunting in Antarctica. That's where all the best trophies are taken. Keep it under your hat or all the polar bear hunting sportsmen will head down there. It's not even that cold. Shorts are fine.

[Jackpine Radical]

28. Ooops...

I'll be vewwy vewwy quiet. Thanks for telling me.

[Lautremont]

5. I'm always the last one to figure these things out.

Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I shall henceforth be very wary of natural, democratic processes and these radicals who would give over the most important choices of our times to uninformed masses through widespread public "voting."

[Jackpine Radical]

10. Fortunately, we have eliminated human error from the voting process.

We have machines to do it for us now.

[H2O Man]

16. We need to trust our leaders.

Pat Boone clarified this on tv just last week. It's okay to disagree, but do so silently, and then go to confession. I think that we should combine voting booths with the confessional booth. The potential to save those who have fallen under the spell of movie stars and rock musicians is too great to pass up. It's a little known fact that Pat Boone baptised Abbie Hoffman shortly before Abbie came out from the underground. Abbie had planned to campaign for George, GeorgeII, and Jeb, to try to atone for his sins. His last book was to be titled "Steal This Election."

[Jackpine Radical]

19. As for me, I will no doubt steal this line at first opportunity.

His last book was to be titled "Steal This Election."
:rofl:

[uppityperson]

9. "terrorist" used so wrongly, losing its meaning, isn't it?

double plus ungood to post on DU

[dailykoff]

15. At least all that NSA wiretapping hasn't gone to waste.

I knew they'd finally find some real terrorists.

[Zorra]

17. Hey, you forgot people that wear shorts!

Pssst...don't let this out, but after we steal the 2008 election, we Good Americans are gonna be asked to help the gubmint round-up all these pinko librul do-gooder types, and put 'em all in camps like aboo-grebe. The NSA's already got all their names on a big 'ol list.

Heck, we might even get the chance ta accidentally shoot some of 'em!

[flvegan]

18. Osama bin Vegan

Tremble in fear. Damn hippies.

[BrklynLiberal]

20. Good one!

:rofl:

[H2O Man]

35. Damn hippies .....

notice they all live at Hate-Ashbury?

[Joey Liberal]

21. Jackpine Radical can report me

I'm an environmentalist. If Jackpine doesn't like it, we can arrange a meeting........

[dalaigh lllama]

23. yeah, them thar treehuggers are terra-ists!1!1! n/t

24. they are afraid of tree-huggers because they think for themselves

and act.

[987654321]

26. I denounced tree hugging!

I was called a tree hugger once, but quickly corrected my conservative acquaintance who said that. I'm not a tree hugger, but that's just because I tried it once and scratched my face on the bark and a small branch. I'm still an environmentalist though, and damn proud of it!

[Jackpine Radical]

29. Your user name reminds me of how kids used to learn to count

in the schools at Cape Canaveral: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Aw, Shit!

[BeFree]

30. I see the Light! Thanks, JP

I will do my patriotic duty and turn myself in.

Agent Mike, ya still here? Where ya hiding?

[Jackpine Radical]

31. Glad to be of service.

See ya in the camp, if we get sent to the same one.

[treestar]

33. Those traitors are even talking about finding a candidate to

run against Our President in 2008! And some of them even think Our Decider's decisions should be able to be undone by traitorous "courts."



:scared::scared::scared:

:rofl:

[H2O Man]

36. The UnAmerican Activities Committee

should be keeping an eye on these clearly Un-American activities. The very Bible itself calls for a two-party system in the United States. This is part of the war on Christmas trees.

[LeftyMom]

34. Man, I hate those people.

Seriously, where do they get these crazy ideas? War is bad? Pfft. These are the same people who bitch about overpopulation, seems like disposing of a few thousand young males here (and a less targeted segment of the population off in WhereverItIsThat'sTheEnemyThisWeek) does them a favor. A little arsenic in the water, pesticide in thier kid's lunch- again it's all about overpopulation, we have to make the hard choices to thin out the herd a bit and preserve jobs for the rest (later we'll send those jobs to Outer Bumfuckistan, but let's gloss over that) so I'm really not sure what those damned liberals are bitching about. We care about the planet here in Murka. We have to fuck it up just enough to bring on the rapture, but not so much that our constituents too sick to write us checks.

Oh, and for the sarcasm impaired: :sarcasm:

[Blue_Tires]

37. there are a lot worse things to hug out there than trees

i can tell you that!