HAVOC memo - concerning Project X

[Jara sang]

For those of you that don't know, Project HAVOC is a project that is being run concurrently with Project X. Because some of the people that are involved with X are also involved with HAVOC there is some cross pollination going on between the two projects. Right now, just let me say, I am disavowing myself from HAVOC. I want no part of it. X was born at a planning meeting of the Southwestern regional heads(this was before the 'Texas Plan' got too big and Texas essentially became it's own district), X is brilliant in it's implementation. That brings us to Project HAVOC. HAVOC started growing when an influential portion of the Southwestern conference, with financial backing from a "big name" in the publishing industry started running with out approval from "Mr. Big" anyway, they started getting into the "fun & games" side of operations. HAVOC involves positioning our personnel on the staffs of Republican Congressmen and Congresswomen. Freshman Republican members to be more precise. If this memo does anything to bring about an end to HAVOC then so be it and if it jeopardizes my position in the X Project, well, god help me, I can't help that either.

Section Leaders: Snow! Snow! Snow! Purple monkey space heater tool shed red pen red pen Julia Goolia envelope Rock Hudson tide pool tone grease forest treasures knee cap Jerry Mathers Jerry Van Dyke silver corduroy pants Joan Crawford corral limestone Jenna Jameson jumper cables

[Kali]

1. wasn't that supposed to be

TAN corduroy pants?

[Jara sang]

2. You are right, SILVER is Precinct level

[MsKandice01]

3. But the green cat hasn't pissed in the snow yet!!

It's not time for Jenna Jameson!

[Roland99]

4. All plumbers directed to follow initiative 12 (remember, Metric, not SAE)

The lion in winter sees twice as far as the raven in June.

[zippy890]

12. acknowledged

plumbers going mobile to 12M

alert*//electricians S5 no handshake yet - 3:13est
approved to plan G by 3:30est

ignore edit

[Gildor Inglorion]

5. I can't begin to tell you how DISAPPOINTED I am

Why not just publish the whole thing in the New York Times? We aren't going to defeat these monsters by being "simon-pure and simon-simple," God help us. HAVOC is a much - MUCH - milder project than most of the s*** that's been dumped on us for the past decade. It has a very slight chance of bringing about a beneficial change, but even that is better than the current indescribable mess. Nevertheless, I can understand your motives (a bit), and wish you well in future endeavours. By the way, it's "Gulya," not "Goolia." Sincerely. You could look it up. FIAT LUX FIAT HOMO FIAT VOLUNTAS TUAM

[Jara sang]

11. HAVOC has been in the public domain for some time now.

It was blown along time ago, but only at the top eschelons. camera foxtrot director Simon Le Bon boxcar photograph topaz relay

[Lerkfish]

6. few blows have wood, a cumquat makes furniture polish

section 2:

red numbers on a blank field. alliterate consonants in the 3 and 7th rotation. Cross out every other cipher.
hold up to mirror.

mods: delete this post as soon as the 5 caps have acknowledged reading it.

[zippy890]

14. cumquat with c? please confirm

hit reply//8^^
K squad in the dark re rotation with mirror

[Lerkfish]

18. go back to previous schedule, REPEAT previous schedule.

destroy all those posted after jan. 4.
yes, cumquat with a c.
don't forget the mirror has to be frosted with diffraction paint 12.

[havocmom]

7. OK, you tryin' ta blow my cover or what?

:eyes:
Honestly, can't keep anything quiet around here!

Going puce. Copy? Going puce!

damn it all to hell... can't get anything done right with comittees...
::muttering off to secret bat cave::

[meganmonkey]

8. You know i got the purple monkey covered baby!!!

:bounce:

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/anywhere.htm

[Beetwasher]

9. ___>>.....-----*^* $$..-_-_-_-.. //>>>

n/t

[txindy]

10. Oh, man

I think I just read a code word I don't have clearance to see. **sigh**

Oh, wait! I just checked the book and all's well. I really must catch up with these latest reports.

[Cooley Hurd]

13. spectre-cobra-spector, checking in...

I'm still waiting for HAVOC pages 15-22. Is the fucking Xerox machine on the fritz again at HQ? :grr:

[linazelle]

15. Joan Crawford!???

"No MOOOREEEE wire coat hangerrrss!!!"

Mama!


:scared:

[Gildor Inglorion]

16. Don't worry. To quote Mark Twain:

"Potations do sometimes wake wines; tulips restrain passion. Infest the poor widow. Her lord's effects will be void."

17. Are you sure you don't mean project HAMMOCK

after all it is Friday. Can't a secret agent get any rest and relaxation?

[Nikki Stone 1]

19. Or project HADDOCK.

Friday is fish day.

23. we know who will be swimming with the fishes soon enough n/t

[Coexist]

20. Letting the Eagle soar per Section 432 paragraph 12

tarantula zephyr penny yugio board. Out.

[izzybeans]

21. YOu just outed my wife Joan Crawford as a Republican counter

double super secret operative. Viva la HAVOC! that's a good idea, congress hires legislative assistants on a rolling basis ;)

[XemaSab]

22. Sector triple-delta-zero reporting tango foxtrot WITH BUNIONS

THIS IS HUGH!!!!!!!!1!!1!!! I'M SERIES!!!!!1111!!!!

Repeat: THIS IS HUGH!!!!!!!!1!!1!!! I'M SERIES!!!!!1111!!!!