your "freedom"

[datasuspect]

you are free:

to go to work, but don't get too out of line. it's okay to have dilbert figurines and cartoons, but don't ever question what you are doing. don't look too deep inside either, you might realize that what you do for a living has no bearing whatsoever to what truly makes you happy.

to pursue happiness, just make sure it is appropriate. please notice the fine selection of media playing devices that the people in china make. our "dreamweavers" in hollywood will provide you with as much "entertainment product" as it takes to completely nullify you.

to worship, just make sure it's the right god, you know, the blonde haired blue eyed jewish guy hanging on a cross.

to accumulate debt, because this will keep you going to work, thereby ensuring that you will be easily controlled.

to dream, but realize your boundaries and limitations. some people shouldn't reach too far.

to speak, just make sure it is in the appropriate venue. if you disagree with the president, you will be provided with an enclosure far enough from him to make sure you don't make him uncomfortable. additionally, the following are off limits: criticisms of religion (BIGOT!!!!!111); the flag; the troops; our glorious quest for freedom for the inferior brown people in the middle east (they are a lot like our own "savages" were in the mid 19th century in this country. we had to kill them to make them better too).

to be educated, but zip codes are a tricky thing. make sure your children go to school in the right one.