Today's CNN Headlines!: Hoffa Not Found! SF Bomb Scare A Dud!

[stopbush]

Holloway still missing!

Hard news, right?

[panader0]

1. The Holloway girl is the topic for the poll too

Doesn't that always happen when something big is being swept under the carpet?

[NoPasaran]

2. Generalissimo Franco still dead!

[burythehatchet]

3. That never gets old

[NoPasaran]

5. The classics never do!

[Up2Late]

4. Also: "World is NOT Flat!

And a quote from the article, "Some people say the Earth is NOT flat, but is actually Round..." :banghead:

[madinmaryland]

6. John Mohammed Guilty on all six counts (again). nt

[maveric]

7. Also: Alligators encroaching on human population areas of Florida.

Aint it great that CNN gives us the "real news"? :sarcasm:

[Bluzmann57]

8. What makes anyone think that Hoffa can be found?

They can't find Bin Laden and he's supposedly still alive and in poor health. But yeah, your point is that Ney and co. are going down but CNN is giving it scant coverage. Btw, I think Ronald Reagan is still dead as well. And in other really important news, it has been hot here in the heartland. Wow. Big story.

[Up2Late]

15. What Jon Stewart said was, "If they find Hoffa, that means they..."

...should find Osama bin Laden in about 23 years.":evilgrin:

[Junkdrawer]

9. The Dow dropped 184 points today. On cnn.com's home page...

you have to scroll to the bottom to see the words "Gloomy Tuesday for stocks."

Perhaps insiders are trying to extract as much wealth as they can before the "Summer of Terror"? :tinfoilhat:

[Xipe Totec]

10. Dupe, never mind.

Sould've checke earlier posts.

:banghead:

[shadowknows69]

11. The situation room

Where non news and useless talking heads are coming in every second

[Scurrilous]

12. "This just in from CNN World Headquarters.."

"...everything that was missing yesterday, still missing today!!"

[sinkingfeeling]

13. Wow, all of the news is negatives! Hasn't anything really happened today?

[Frosty1]

14. Patio furniture is on sale at Target!

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