For our Republicans friends: Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service

[originalpckelly]

Why wait until the President destroys our Constitution, when you could use Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service? Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service will direct you to the police state of your "choice." Whether you want the warm authority of Fidel Castro or the love of "Big Mama" in China, Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service is your first choice in finding the right totalitarian country for you. Other services such as Republicans for the Destruction of the American Way and Democrats Without Spines cost lots of money and the wait for totalitarianism is long and arduous. Wiretapping, searches and seizures without court warrants are only one click away with Pre-1776 Mindset Relocation Service. We guarantee complete and total submission to a dictator in 30 days or your relocation is "free". Act now and we will throw in a little "coerced interrogation" on us. With "coerced interrogation" you'll never forget a song by Eminem ever again or we'll "beat" them into you.

[originalpckelly]

1. For those who didn't get the point of this:

If you think the destruction of our Constitution is ok, move!

[life_long_dem]

2. I think everyone here may have "Constitution Destruction Fatigue".

Hence, the lack of posts.

[originalpckelly]

3. Well this is sorta funny...

making fun of repukes is always fun.

[life_long_dem]

4. It's funny, but I think it's a slow night on DU.

I have to get to sleep, jury duty again tomorrow. Doing my constitutional duty.
Have a good night.

[originalpckelly]

5. I know the feeling...

had a few months ago too.

[DBoon]

6. pre-1215 Mindset

They would throw out not just the constitution, but all rights granted be the Magna Carta in 1215

http://www.britannia.com/history/magna2.html

[originalpckelly]

7. Yeah I know, these people are ridiculous.(nt)