Name 1 issue more important than stopping gay people from getting married

[ck4829]

I dare you.

(Dedicated to reminding everybody about the REAL ISSUES and why the GOP, if it has ANY decency, should drop any and all pursuit for a Federal Marriage Amendment)

[elehhhhna]

1. i got nuthin.

[central scrutinizer]

19. I do - flag burning!!!

We got to stop the rash of flag burning.

Then there is allowing prayer in the schools, as well.

And while we are at, we need a constitutional amendment mandating that the Ten Commandments be posted in every public building.

I almost forgot - making English the official language and prohibiting singing the National Anthem in any other language.

[sinkingfeeling]

2. Whether my dog should get a 'cookie' before I leave to go to work.

[DBoon]

47. Darn. Beat me to it!

I was going to say that!

[ComerPerro]

3. I can't. There is nothing more important. Granted, they can't get married

now, so the amendment wouldn't really do anything, but still, we gotta be ever vigilant...

[Rockholm]

17. We CAN get married now. In Massachusetts. And I Did.

To paraphrase dear old Charlton Heston..."They can rip that marriage certificate from my cold dead hands."

[ComerPerro]

21. Oh, damn. Well, then, my friend, you gotta be stopped

you are dangerous...

[movonne]

I can't think of anything...I mean who cares if the world is going

to hell, the gays can't get married..

[movonne]

4. I can't think of anything...I mean who cares if the world is going

to hell, the gays can't get married..

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. Duh. Easy. Tax cuts for Millionaires. Silly question. It is so OBVIOUS.

[Jigarotta]

6. nothing I can think of.

it would be at the bottom of a huge googleplex list.

[Ron Green]

7. Wait... wait.... it's on the tip of my tongue .... .

:P

[MindPilot]

8. Flag burning!!!

The smoke from all those burning flags is causing the polar ice caps to melt!! I could hardly find my way to work today because of all the flag smoke.

And porno. Them fucking people are ruining America.

[BlooInBloo]

9. I know! I know! Father/daughter chastity pledge prom dates!

:rofl:

[theHandpuppet]

10. I'm already breaking some laws in WV and should be in jail!

Y'all get to guess which ones. These are matters of vital importance!

http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/west-virginia/

[distantearlywarning]

11. Banning the sale of sex toys.

Now THAT's a pressing world issue! :eyes:

[MindPilot]

16. I think the sex toy prohibition should be

"inserted" in the Anti-porn bill.

sorry. I couldn't help myself.

[TygrBright]

12. ummmmmmmmmmm.... "Tastes Great" vs. "Less Filling"?

(Sorry if that's a bit out of date, I haven't watched commercial TV in an awfully long time....)

helpfully,
Bright

[Minnesota Libra]

13. Having verifiable voting methods, with verifiable voting nothing.........

.....else matters and the representatives of our choice don't get elected.

[liberalitch]

14. Stopping a woman's access to contraception/abortion

.... now that's what really counts

[ComerPerro]

24. True. Stop all birth control. Except condoms. But that's all we will allow

because, you know, men gotta be protected...

:sarcasm:

[Bluebear]

15. Paper or plastic? nt

[LSK]

18. Iraq

[Avalux]

20. Do you want a serious answer?

If you do, I'll get back to you with a list; a very long list. :hi:

[donco6]

26. I'm thinkin' that's not where this thread is going!

But it's been a good belly laugh anyway!

[rurallib]

22. Human-animal hybrids maybe?

I am really, really concerned that someday illegal immigrant human animal hybrids might be allowed to marry and totally ruin traditional marriage.
Oh, missing white women in Aruba way up there also.

[ComerPerro]

25. Illegal immigrant, interracial, human-animal hybrids wanting gay marriage

EDIT: I forgot to lay, they are atheists.

[titoresque]

34. first cousins by chance?

:rofl:

[Mikimouse]

23. That's easy...Finding Natalie Holloway, of course! n/t

[havocmom]

27. Fair & honest elections

If we can have those, we can throw out the idiots who think gay marriage is an issue that hurts anybody. And throw out the idiots who all ran back to D.C. to pass a law to make life hell for Terry's husband who just wanted to do what she wanted...

And the idiots who think it makes America safer to let Alberto gut the Constitution

And the idiots who sank this nation in a sea of red ink that our grandkids will still be swimming against

And the idiots who think the poor and working class should bare more tax burden than the ultra rich

And the idiots who think selling off chunks of National Lands is a good plan

And the idiots who do not demand an immediate withdrawal from that war for, by and of war profiteers

Yep, I sorta think honest elections might be a tad more important than fiddling with the Constitution to make sure we can all take a peek under the bride's skirt to make sure she has the official state approved equipment. There might be one or two THOUSAND issues more critical for Congress to deal with.

[The_Casual_Observer]

28. Flag desecration

[slackmaster]

29. Our nation's ongoing refusal to adopt and embrace the Metric System

:beer:

[titoresque]

36. .....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: This one has me rolling!

[slackmaster]

49. I've found it to be the perfect answer to a lot of questions

It always drives pollsters up the wall.

[Eugene]

30. An English-only national anthem? n/t

[titoresque]

31. stopping the subsequent masses from marrying their dogs!! n/t

[Initech]

32. American Idol, duhhhhhhhhh!

[Swamp Rat]

33. Save the Fetus!

[leftstreet]

35. Stopping gay people from getting DIVORCED

Divorce makes Jesus cry.
:cry:

Where are the family values?

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm:

[titoresque]

37. I just can't get onboard with this one

I live in Az. where we're experiencing a really nasty drought.
Sorry.

[leftstreet]

40. That's why the metric system is so important

Liters are, like, MORE water than what you get with pints.

You'd have more!

[annabanana]

38. um counting the drops in the ocean?

.... finally cleaning out the "junk drawer"?

.....hunting for the missing socks?

[Lady President]

39. English as the National Language

This one will resurface with a vengenance soon. Think what would happen to our children if they hear Spanish?!? (Maid and gardner are obviously excluded.)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

41. Global warming

'cause if the freeps keep ignoring The Mother, She has a way to deal with them....and, sadly, the rest of us as well....

[Faygo Kid]

42. Evolution: Spitting in God's Eye

As the FReepers so clearly point out on the 10 million evolution threads they have so far started, "Intelligent Design" is what should be taught (anything with "FReepers" and "Intelligent" in the same sentence is unique, indeed). And the Bible is the right science textbook.

[flvegan]

43. All things either Brangelina or Britney.

Yup, those are my choices.

[Jersey Devil]

44. Solving the age old riddle of where paper clips go

They're there and then they're gone!

[tjwash]

45. Dueling? Witch Burning? Injun Shooting? Slave owning?

Oh wait, those are our founding principles :yoiks:

[Mz Pip]

46. Keeping brown people from becoming citizens?

I know it may be too close to call, though.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Tiggeroshii]

48. My nuts

...
they hurt sometimes :shrug:

[brook]

50. A law

requiring all snails to be clad in small Pampers thus putting an end to the gooey trails they leave everywhere which we know presents a clear threat to peoples' sense of propriety.
Anyone who fails to 'pamper' their snails shall be made to clean snail trails with a Qtip for a 6 block radius of their dwelling place.