what syndrome makes you walk like Bu$h..arms move parallel the

[sam sarrha]

the body.. it is really odd.

i am sure it is a key to understanding his insanity

I have seen him in a T shirt walk like that, it isn't because he wears 3 or 4 bullet proof vests.

[roguevalley]

1. Its because, when you've only been walking upright for a short time,

you haven't established a sense of balance. Once he gets over his simian propensity to walk on his knuckles, that will fall away. Oh, and the corn cob up his butt doesn't help.

[Gregorian]

5. Haha! It's the weight of all the lies on his shoulders.

Rogue, that was a beautiful post. Oh my god. Haha.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. Phantom watermelon syndrome, Bush carrying imaginary brush

syndrome, I can't believe my underarms smell this bad syndrome, I'm a badass Texan syndrome, John Wayne wannabe syndrome... and others too numerous to mention.

[Qanisqineq]

3. I think he looks like a puffer fish

of course, puffer fish don't walk but he looks like he is trying to appear bigger to scare people. When actually he is just a tiny little coward.

[zippy890]

4. 'tough cop' strut

ever notice how policemen have to walk with their arms out away from their body,
because of all the guns and shit strapped around their waist?

thats what it reminds me of, - thinks of himself as a gunslinger.

he's really little Lord Pissypants acting like a cowboy

[madokie]

15. Yes little lord pissy pants has little man syndrome

[AzDar]

16. My EX-husband began walking like that after he started becoming

a bodybuilder....I'm not sure, but I think it's supposed to impress with it's AWESOME masculinity.LOL

[Tace]

6. I'll Bet He's Had Many Hours Of Training To Walk That Way

The 1970's book "Dress For Success" talked about how the way a person walks communicates a lot about the person. The book said that people who swagger, with their arms swinging out away from their bodies appear to be "low class."

Dress for Success said that wealthy people walk with their arms close to their bodies.

So what I see in Bush is a natural tendency to swagger around like a lumberjack, or prison inmate, tempered by training to walk in a "presidential" way, with his arms closer to his body.

[giant_robot]

7. That's "Arrogant, Cocky Fuckwit Frat-Boy Syndrome",

or ACFFBS for short.

[DrRang]

8. He wants to walk like Homer Simpson. n/t

[OffWithTheirHeads]

9. That is what happens when you try to walk

with your head up your ass.

[Ron Green]

10. HA HA HA ... I vote you the winner!!

[Bluestar]

11. Homolateral Problems

I am recovering from a debilitating muscle disease. One thing I have had to correct is walking in this manner. The body is designed to transfer energy back and forth across the body when walking (thus the opposite arm and leg work together). When this energy is interrupted (usually by illness), one will walk in a "parallel" manner, right leg with right arm swinging, left arm with left arm swinging. I would say it doesn't bode well for Mr. Bush. Holistic practitioners know that this is indicative of disease.

[Garbo 2004]

17. Interesting. Best wishes for your recovery. I also notice Bush's hands

are oddly positioned when he walks. Instead of having his palms facing the side of his leg when he walks, he appears to have his palms facing behind him. Did you find that carrying the hands in that manner when walking is also a part of you've experienced? Or is that another Bush oddity?

I just tried walking in the "parallel" manner and it took concentration for me to sustain it for a even few steps. Felt like my body was saying, "no, it's this way you dope and quit mucking about." LOL

I've long thought Bush's got at least some neurological problem just given his clear deterioration in public speaking abilities over the years.

[blm]

12. He wants people to think he rides horses when he's really afraid of them.

And, of course, he's wearing shoelifts to appear taller.

[gulfcoastliberal]

13. I bet Bill O'leilly walks that way, too.

Now what was it that Bill likes to play with?

[SmokingJacket]

14. A neuropsychologist once told me this was a sign of problems.

Wish she had been more specific...

[soothsayer]

18. I always thought it was some toy soldier march he's doing.

[BushOut06]

19. It's called Humazee Syndrome

Maybe Bush is a relative of Oliver, the "humanzee"

http://www.rotten.com/library/cryptozoology/humanzee/