Bush blames gray hair on daughters

[sabra]

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?NewsID=1034155


Bush blames gray hair on daughters

AFP
Thursday, June 08, 2006 02:24 IST

OMAHA: United States President George W Bush, who turns 60 on July 6, joked on Thursday that six decades is "not that old" and blamed his gray hair on his twin daughters' teenage antics.

"For you youngsters, I want to tell you something: When I was your age, I thought 60 was really old," he said in a speech on immigration. "It's all in your mind. It's not that old, it really isn't."

Earlier, at a roundtable with immigrants to the US, Bush joked that with one father of two young children, "you think my hair is gray because I'm President? No, my hair is gray because of teenage daughters."

[racaulk]

1. Well, if children are to blame for gray hair...

Then we know where Babs got hers!!!

:spank:

[Cocoa]

2. technically speaking

Bush's writers came up with those lines.

[RevCheesehead]

3. Actually, I believe him.

Because he hasn't spent one damned minute BEING a president. x(

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. Or being a parent

Imagine not being there when your daughter has surgery.

These people are genetic mutants.

[Lisa]

9. yeah -- month-long vacations, in bed by 9 each night ...

Since when has he ever been stressed enough to cause premature aging?

[Botany]

14. did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

Ahhhhh mmmmmm aaaaaaaaaa

Mr. President they haven't been teens for years now.
They graduated from college 2 or 3 years ago.

What a fuck wit!

[RevCheesehead]

21. Cuddles!!

We missed you tonight! :hug:

[Botany]

22. Can you post THE PICTURE again?

you know the one ..... please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

25. I'm not sure which one you mean, so I'll post both:

[Jara sang]

4. It damn sure isn't because he's worried about the country or its citizens.

He could give a rats ass about those two things.

[Solly Mack]

5. Why is that man still free?

[tuvor]

6. I really have to have a beer with that man.

[madokie]

11. so you can stand up and slap the piss out of him I'm sure

[KeepItReal]

7. He won't even take responsibility for his own hair turning gray

pitiful...no make that pathetic.

Always playing the "blame game".

[Deja Q]

10. Thank you, Shirley Ellis!

:rofl:

George!
George, George bo Beorge Bonana fanna fo Feorge
Fee fy mo Meorge, George!

Bush!
Bush, Bush bo Gush Bonana fanna fo Fush
Fee fy mo Mush, Bush!

[stevedeshazer]

12. For once, I can agree with Crusader Bunnypants

[Imagevision]

13. Bush daughters only following in his footsteps which is why the

secret service is keeping tabs on their bar-hopping activities.

[jobycom]

15. He couldn't identify his daughters in a line-up, and he's had practice. nt

[Imagevision]

16. Bush gray hair will be wolfie's lead story tomorrow...

[Catherine Vincent]

17. Does Bush blames his gray bush on his Bush daughters too?

LOL!

[Yollam]

18. If Bush were here with me...

...I'd tell him that it's not his daughters, it's just another sign that he is dying, just like the rest of us. In another 10 or 20 years, hopefully 5, his biological systems will shut down and his "self" will cease to be. There will be no angels to greet him, and unfortunately no devils, he will simply not exist, just as he didn't exist before that time when Poppy closed his eyes and pretended that Babs was Jayne Mansfield for 3 minutes or so.

I would love watching his beady little eyes for the flashes of terror and realization, and then he would scamper away to call Pat Roberston, or some other patronizing cleric to reassure him that it's not true.

[Charlie Brown]

19. I hate to tell Bush, but his daughters are adults (24)

I wonder how Barbara and Jenna feel about being the butt of jokes and cheap stereotypes which do not reflect their age and maturity.

[Iniquitous Bunny]

20. Most 60 year olds have some gray hair.

Idiot. As usual. :eyes:

[lonestarnot]

23. Oh no you don't bastard!

You know I put of few of those there! You're not giving them all the credit as I am taking some too. and so is RagininMiami!
as ragin' took the pic!

[Aristus]

24. Yeah.

His daughters.


Sure.

:nopity: