PAGING RUSH LIMBAUGH

[LSK]

This is for you:

"SEC. 3. AUTHORIZATION FOR USE OF UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES.
(a) AUTHORIZATION- The President is authorized to use the Armed Forces of the United States as he determines to be necessary and appropriate in order to--
(1)defend the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq; and
(2) enforce all relevant United Nations Security Council resolutions regarding Iraq.
(b) PRESIDENTIAL DETERMINATION- In connection with the exercise of the authority granted in subsection (a) to use force the President shall, prior to such exercise or as soon thereafter as may be feasible, but no later than 48 hours after exercising such authority, make available to the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the President pro tempore of the Senate his determination that--
(1) reliance by the United States on further diplomatic or other peaceful means alone either (A) will not adequately protect the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq or (B) is not likely to lead to enforcement of all relevant United Nations Security Council resolutions regarding Iraq; and
(2) acting pursuant to this joint resolution is consistent with the United States and other countries continuing to take the necessary actions against international terrorist and terrorist organizations, including those nations, organizations, or persons who planned, authorized, committed or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001.
(c) War Powers Resolution Requirements-
(1) SPECIFIC STATUTORY AUTHORIZATION- Consistent with section 8(a)(1) of the War Powers Resolution, the Congress declares that this section is intended to constitute specific statutory authorization within the meaning of section 5(b) of the War Powers Resolution.
(2) APPLICABILITY OF OTHER REQUIREMENTS- Nothing in this joint resolution supersedes any requirement of the War Powers Resolution."

Feel free to explain this to your listeners.

[RobertSeattle]

1. context???

[LSK]

2. Rush is supposedly reading DU

So I thought I'd give him a clue.

[AndyA]

3. Rush knows how to read?

I question that. Do you have a reputable source? Reading takes a certain level of intelligence and from what I've seen and heard of Rush, he's sorely lacking in that department.

[RobertSeattle]

4. Rush's Response...

"I see some socialist at DU has posted what obviously is some pinko document that is trying to besmirch George W. Bush. Listen friends, my talent on loan from God tells me this document is a piece of trash..."

(Rush's producer tells him through his ear phones that it is a piece of legislation)

"Friends, let's talk about Bill Clinton and Hillary's sex life"

...

:evilgrin:

[Gato Moteado]

5. that's good....but you forgot to include.....

....all the stammering and stuttering and other oxycontin induced speech and brain impediments.