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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:15 PM
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I have been handed Excalibur. A mighty sword. But it won't...
...read my mind and fight how I want it to fight on its own. And I'm too damn busy with my own life to learn how to polish it up and wield it properly.

So fuck Excalibur! I'm quitting that lame-ass pink-tutu sword, and I'm joining a broken plastic spork.

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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:19 PM
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:21 PM
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2. Make the giant bunnies go away, e...
B-)

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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:33 PM
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5. he haunts me too...
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:40 PM
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7. Oh thanks, Clarity. Now I'm gonna have nightmares for sure.
:scared:

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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:46 PM
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9. hee hee... sorry!
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:28 PM
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3. maybe i need medication, too
because i think i can follow the metaphor....
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 07:10 PM
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10. Who had your post deleted, e??
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:29 PM
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4. I see you aren't the first to take up the spork...... wield it wisely!!!
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:39 PM
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6. Spork the Dorks !
you're either with us, or you're against us...
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toymachines Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-14-06 12:43 PM
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8. as long as you keep poking the right
with the remnants of your broken spork :freak:
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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-15-06 10:00 AM
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11. Me? I'm keeping Excalibur. Ain't no flies on Mrs. Warrior's boy!
NGU.


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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-15-06 10:04 AM
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12. Doesn't sound like anything
a little Viagra can't cure.

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ClassWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-15-06 11:23 AM
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13. Where's YOUR mind, Wonder??
:evilgrin:

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