Harpers/Mr. Fish weigh in on gay marriage. (LMAO!!!)

[im10ashus]

:rofl:



http://harpers.org/CartoonCongressDebate-2188303021.html

[progdonkey]

1. Butt-buddies...

My favorite will always be the Same-Sex Marriage episode of South Park, where the governor of Colorado tries to come up with a compromise to satisfy both the gay rights people and the idiot fundies. He gives a press conference where he says,

I believe that I might have come up with a compromise to this whole problem that will make everyone happy! People in the gay community want the same rights as married couples, but dissenters don't want the word "marriage" corrupted. So how about we let gay people get married, but call it something else? You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights as married couples, but instead of refering to you as "married," you can be... butt-buddies. Instead of being "man and wife," you'll be... butt-buddies. You won't be "betrothed," you'll be... butt-buddies. Get it? Instead of a "bride and groom," you'd be... butt-buddies.

:rofl:

[bigscott]

2. you forgot

the double fingered "quotation marks"

"butt buddies"

[progdonkey]

3. duh!

As I was writing it, I was thinking exactly that, but after I finished it, I completely forgot to back through and add that. That's one of the big reasons why it's so funny! :dunce: