Where I live, you can't get away with crimes, not even little ones.

[mopaul]

I live in a country called America, where crimes are punished and justice is done. That's right, it's an imaginary country. If you smoke a little marijuana, you go to jail. If you steal property or money, off to prison you go. And if someone died by your hand you'll get life behind bars. Quaint isn't it?

[RagingInMiami]

1. But if you steal an election

Everybody bows down to you and allows you to steal another election. In the United States of America, if you come from the right family, you can get away with murder.

[mopaul]

2. Kill a man, get life. Kill 50,000 men, get the Nobel Peace Prize

[Swamp Rat]

3. Homer Simpson: "It's Opposite Land!"

Lisa: Ok here's some travel tips; only drink bottled water, don't get into an unlicensed taxi, and remember they have winter during our summer.
Homer: Wait wait wait wait wait, so in August it's cold?
Lisa: That's right
Homer: And in February it's hot?
Lisa: Yup
Homer: So it's Opposite Land! Crooks chase cops, Cats have puppies.
Lisa: No dad it's just the weather.
Homer: So hot snow falls up?