Rush Debacle Spurs Freeper Sex Talk BLECH!!

[K8-EEE]

OMG -- this one in response to a poster saying "overweight men sometime have problems getting blood to Mr. Pumpy."

"That is daaaamn true! I`m 44 and was about 50 lbs heavier than I am now last year (from sitting on my arse all day driving) and the one eyed wonder worm was acting how shall we say...very tired. It was freaking me out! I thought I had prostrate problems.. Then I started getting my act together last year, excercising and cutting out the 20 zillion big macs everyday, and now it is like night and day. Ten HUT! Ten hut even when there is no inspection! "Not now wormy! I`m wearing shorts!" Plus when you don`t have a gut the size of Ted Kennedys, it make Wormy look biggerrrrr!"

OMFG :puke:

[Richardo]

1. 'Wormy'? Not much in the self esteem department is he?

:eyes:

[datasuspect]

2. they sound like child predators

trying to get junior to play a "secret game."

mr. wormy?

ewww.

[K8-EEE]

10. EWWWW!! You're Right.

GROSS!

[K8-EEE]

12. "Sounds Like Rush Has A Very Lucky Lady"

That's another one -- I love how they assume he packs Viagra to the DR for "a special lady." Hello! Sex tourism anybody?

[npincus]

3. HOLY SHIT! That's DISGUSTING....

"one eyed wonder worm"? "Ten Hut" even when "no inspection"?


I'll never eat again.

[shaniqua6392]

4. I should have waited to read this post

until after I swallowed my oatmeal. I am going to take a nap. I don't feel so good any more!

[Catherine Vincent]

5. Leave it to Freepers to make excuses.

And do they have to reference Kennedy or Clinton in everything?

[Aviation Pro]

6. Of course all men who talk about....

...their members are usually lying. (In this case, he didn't lose 50 lbs, he can't get "wormy" up and he hasn't been with a woman in years. This is definitely a case of a jerkoff jerking off).

[npincus]

8. and he failed to note the species- an "inchworm".

[notadmblnd]

7. lol... if my 13 yr old had written the post

Mr. Wormy would be known as "the beast".. you are too funny.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Maybe the problem is from looking at the Ann Coulter nudes, you dork.

[Orrex]

11. I think his first guess was right--he may indeed have prostrate problems

Owing to his mindless obeisance to any and all right-wing marching orders, no matter how self-contradictory or nonsensical.

[noneofmybusiness]

20. Prostrate?

Yes well spotted he does have prostrate problems. They're all prostrate figuratively speaking.
His prostate on the other hand, is probably fine.
But it's not news that Republicans can't spell for shit though is it?

[Orrex]

21. True enough! And welcome to DU!

:hi:

[seabeyond]

13. fat because of driving all day..... cut out 20 zillion big macs daily

first he blames his fat on a car, then loses weight is the zillion big macs. i love repubs lack of responsibility with ALL things

[Totally Committed]

14. *running from the room, screaming*

:puke:

TC

[Gold Metal Flake]

15. Locking

Sex thread.


















;-)

[Orrex]

17. But it's a *Freeper* sex thread--doesn't that count for something?

[Frustratedlady]

16. Why are they so obsessed with sex?

By the time I finished that yucky paragraph, I could picture him driving down the highway, playing with his exposed wormy. Gross!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

18. Confirms that Freepers are adolescent boys seeking "manhood".

Of whatever age. "One-eyed wonder worm"? Sounds like a 44 year old going on 14.

[sui generis]

19. do they actually have sex? or is it just animal husbandry?

for god and country, of course. If you're a barnyard animal be afraid, be very afraid.

Oh, oh oh, and Rush, everyone knows you're an oxycontin junkie - why would you give a crap who knows you take boner pills? Those pills are indeed illegal - and if you had just had your own name on the pill bottle you would have been fully protected from disclosure.

Now you're going to have to go on national crap-festvision and tell all your loyal asslickers that you have a problem with your purple helmeted love worm (ay yai yippee yai, I am clawing out my mental eyes) due to oxycontin abuse.

If you want to free willy, Rush, first you gotta be able to see willy. Lose the gut - I mean, how would even know you were "strangely aroused" anyway?

:shrug: I'm an enquiring mind, but I DO NOT want to know.

[Missy Vixen]

22. Okay, I'm a female, but I have a question here

>"overweight men sometime have problems getting blood to Mr. Pumpy."<

Just out of idle curiosity, what would be the effects of oxycontin abuse on the male reproductive system? I'm definitely not a doctor; I don't know if there's a side effect from it, but considering the fact that high enough doses cause deafness, it has to affect other systems in the body. Overweight, smoking, high cholesterol, high blood pressure all have a documented effect on the male reproductive system as well, but I'm thinking the biggest effect might be the alleged prescription drug abuse of Mr. Limbaugh.

Perhaps someone could enlighten us. In the meantime, the very idea of Mr. Limbaugh on a date is enough to make me want to scrub my brain pan with a wire barbecue brush to get rid of the visual.

Julie