Fools! We've all been wrong about Bush!

[mr blur]

He has been a remarkable President! It says so here:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/achievement/index.html

Why, the man's a saint, I tell you!

[annabanana]

1. Thanks, but I prefer to live in

in the Reality based world.

(what a load our tax dollars are paying for!)

[OwnedByFerrets]

2. That page that we have paid for makes me want to

:puke:

[Cocoa]

3. My love she speaks softly

She knows there's no success like failure
And that failure's no success at all.

[Sanity Claws]

4. He even caught a fish!

Remember that his best memory of being President was catching that fish in his stocked lake.
Do you think he went on fed the masses with that fish and some loaves of bread? just like Jesus. :sarcasm:

[Hugin]

5. Well, it's on the Internet so it must be TRUE!

By golly...

[tridim]

7. Or according to my RW parents..

"Everything printed on the Internet is false"

Maybe I'll ask them about it over the 4th.

[Hugin]

9. What about the Fox News website?

Why would they lie?

They're fairable and balancinated.

[liberal N proud]

6. I think that book will be sold in the FICTION section and Borders

[Ilsa]

8. Ah, yes, the Rovian tactic:

[Hugin]

10. Classic graphic!

LOL!

:rofl:

[BurtWorm]

11. Nothingshocksmeanymore.

Not to use her name in vain, but that's about all that can be said in the face of what, under ordinary circumstances, would be considered brazen abuse of power, but in the case of Bush, must be accepted as par for the (blown way the hell off) course.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. For a second I thought it was the parody site

[Ringo84]

13. Re:

Oh well... if it's on whitehouse.gov, it must be true. Shame on us. :sarcasm:
Ringo

[Arkansas Granny]

14. Somehow, I don't think this is the version that will get into the

history books.

:wtf:

[dusmcj]

15. uh huh huh, Young Repub interns doing bong hits in the Wet Wing.

Uh huh huh, dude, when do you have to have that web page finished ?

Dude, like tomorrow morning. And my uncle is coming to pick me up to take me to play golf with his buddies from the board at 11. We'll have to pull an all-nighter.

<bubble bubble, crackle, sound of inhaling>

<choked voice, holding smoke> woah dude, like, uh.... uh.... oh yeah, like what do you mean "we" ?

gimme that, man. <takes bong> Dude <bubble bubble, crackle, sound of inhaling> you have to help me with this. You know I only got this job cause my uncle gave Rush's boyfriend a position on the Rear Admiral's staff <uh huh huh> I don't know shit about "administration accomplishments".

Dude, like, neither do I. Wow, like maybe we should use these PNAC position papers and that note we got from that fat dude, Rove or whatever his name is.

OK, cool, that works. All right, let's see... "This administration's performance has been nukuler"...

And so it goes. The (very) End.