Let's Pre-Emptively write the Republican response to Pres. Gore's speech

[mopaul]

'gore claimed he invented the internet'. 'gore wonked us all to sleep'. 'gore gave aid and comfort to 'the enemy'. 'gore is despicable and irresponsible'. 'gore has committed political suicide'. 'gore sinks to new liberal low'. 'gore disgraces america'. 'gore single-handedly loses the global war on terror', etc. etc. etc. bla bla bla zzzzzzzzz

[madaboutharry]

1. Here:

"Vicious Al makes Laura cry!!!"

[mod mom]

2. don't forget "Gore is a sore loser" but they are getting nervous about

the movement saying the elections were stolen.

Hey Repukes, if you can win legitimately why the need for disenfranchisement , control of the voting machines and non-verifiable elections?

[ewagner]

3. The themes will go along these lines:

Gore is:

crazy
unhinged
strident
shrill
bitter
unstatesmanlike (a former opponent can't criticize a sitting pres)

His speech was

radical
wonkish
boring
condescending (he let out a big sigh once during the speech)
unsportsmanlike (sore looser)

[EVDebs]

4. "Gore was against Rex84, Operations GardenPlot/CableSplicer,

and against arresting dissenters of the current administration and putting them into concentration camps..."