Ken Melman, Chairman of the RNC, just broke a record

[The Whiskey Priest]

He brought up “9/11” in less than two seconds…let's give it up for him…he is today’s “Merchant Of Fear” winner.


Edit: Forgot--He has also perfected the Cheney mannerism of moving only part of his mouth when he speaks…

[janx]

1. I saw that!

:rofl:

Why did he bother even saying any other words? Why didn't he just stare at the camera and say:

"9/11" ?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. shouldn't SNL or Daily Show do something along those lines?

[janx]

5. I'm surprised they haven't.

It IS comical.

[rocktivity]

8. The Daily show did something along those lines

Jon put up pics of four of the senators from the Alito hearings and ran a horse race to see who talked the longest before actually asking a question.

:headbang:
rocknation

[Joe for Clark]

3. That is funny.

[stevedeshazer]

4. Where?

Cable Nooz?

[janx]

7. Yeah.

They ran immediately to Mehlman for his reaction...

[rustydog]

6. Melman is young enough to don the Uniform of our armed forces

Talk is cheap, mel-baby, try some action. I mean, enlist you friggin chicken-hawk.

[LoKnLoD]

9. It's the no gays in the military thing

keeping him from signing up :sarcasm:

[bunkerbuster1]

12. Not fair

He's a friggin SELF-LOATHING GAY chicken-hawk.

I'm just kidding, Ken. I'm sure that when your party herds "your kind" into the camps, they'll have FABULOUS looking pink triangles to wear.

[RobertSeattle]

10. All we have to fear is Mehlman himself

[stray cat]

11. The man is a talking soundbite

He talks all the time and says absolutely nothing. Like a puppet on uppers.

[The Whiskey Priest]

13. He also did it without taking a breath....

that should qualify him for some other award.

[stray cat]

15. Any chance he is a robot and isn't human

that would explain alot.

[frylock]

14. "it's an authority that is critical to learning the lessons of 9/11"

what the fuck does that even mean?!!

[The Whiskey Priest]

16. He didn't know what he was saying......

his brain was hurting.

[janx]

17. Nothing. But as long as he mentions 9/11,

it doesn't matter!

[catmandu57]

18. Skippy mcscapegoat

Trudeau did a Doonesbury a few weeks back where the answer to every question was 911, sooner or later people have to move on.