Monday Humor

[ellenfl]

HE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO A BOSTON SOURCE:
> >
> > President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church
> > outside Washington as part of his campaign. Karl Rove made a visit
> > to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad
> > publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell
> > research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church
> > of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."
> >
> > The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is
> > in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."
> >
> > Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug and as the sermon
> > progresses the Bishop begins his homily:
> >
> > "George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is
> > a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his
> > military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane
> > landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission
> > Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using
> > it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a
> > Methodist I've ever personally known.
> >
> > But, compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush
> > is a saint.

i got this emailed to me from a friend . . . obviously a like-minded friend.

ellen fl

[babylonsister]

1. Love it, and I'd never seen it, so 2 points to you!

:rofl:

[Frustratedlady]

2. I had seen that before, but today is the perfect day

to enjoy it again. Love it! Thanks for the laugh!

[ewagner]

3. Thanks

I sent it to about 10 friends :hi:

[smirkymonkey]

4. Kicked and recommended!

That's a GOOD one! :thumbsup: