Listen people: Jerry Falwell is NOT gay!

[meegbear]

http://www.jerry-falwell.com/

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

1. !

:spray:

[skypilot]

2. Phew!!!

That's a load off my mind. On the other hand, I had NO idea that Tinky Winky was, in fact gay. You learn something new everyday.

[marmar]

5. Tinky Winky, Bert & Ernie, R2D2 & C3PO and even Barney the dinosaur...

according to various right wingers.

[robbedvoter]

3. So, stop saying that! Priceless!

http://img.photobucket.com.nyud.net:8090/albums/v232/Robbedvoter/SunMoon/lmao.gif

[Swamp Rat]

4. "The head of the love organ is shaped exactly like a poisonous rattlesnake

:rofl:

FACT: Though Reverend Falwell did tell Esquire Magazine in 1978 that "Reverend Sun Myung Moon is like the plague: he exploits boys and girls, and he should be exported. ", once Liberty University was teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, the Good Lord corrected Jerry's misapprehensions and directed him to accept a no-strings loan from Reverend Moon's Godly organization. In exchange, Reverend Falwell appealed to his close friend Ronald Reagan to pardon Moon for felony tax evasion. This was the extent of their immaculately wholesome and innocent relationship. As such, all good Christians stand advised to summarily reject as FALSE any rampant or well-documented rumors that Moon is invoking carnal knowledge of Falwell's distinctive genitalia when he preaches, "The head of the love organ is shaped exactly like a poisonous rattlesnake. And just like a rattlesnake, it's always looking for a hole."

:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

7. ROFLMAO

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

In exchange, Reverend Falwell appealed to his close friend Ronald Reagan to pardon Moon for felony tax evasion


Hmmmm?

[porphyrian]

6. I'm glad you brought this up.

It's time to stop these heinous rumors that Jerry Falwell is gay. There is absolutely no truth to the claims that he thoroughly examines the penises of small boys for signs of masturbation, or that he is doing anything unsavory when he locks himself in his room for quiet prayer with a tape of Hansen music videos. When people spread rumors like these, they only hurt. Reverend Falwell is only trying to help these boys and men avoid the temptation of homosexuality through prayerful fellowship saunas and body massage to save their immortal souls. And he gets an occasional hand job.

[Richard Steele]

8. All those men who claim they had sex with Jerry are LIARS!

And people should stop spreading their lies!

And stop spreading the unfounded rumor that he keeps
a special church account just to pay male prostitutes.

I wouldn't spread such nonsense, and neither should you!

:rofl:

[rox63]

9. I love it!

K&R! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[izzybeans]

10. Maybe Falwell IS a "manhole drilling fairy" as per the website.

[racaulk]

11. The funniest bumper sticker I ever saw:

"Jerry Falwell can suck my Tinky Winky"

:rofl:

[displacedtexan]

12. And there is no B-3 bomber!

I have no idea how these rumors get started!

[Nevernose]

13. That's some high-grade satire!

MYTH: The Reverend Jerry Falwell's near-constant rebuking of homosexuality is merely a smokescreen to prevent the public from realizing his own voracious and insatiable appetite for hot man-on-man sex.

FACT: Dr. Rev. Falwell is trying to WARN folks not to make the wholly voluntary choice to live a homosexual lifestyle. As a man of God, his full-time job is to fight sin, and since gaydom is pretty much the worst sin there is, it's perfectly natural for a straight fellow like Reverend Falwell to spend every waking minute thinking and talking about naked homosexuals and the nitty-gritty details of all the disgusting ways they feverishly grind their private parts together.