Bush press conference

[malaise]

from Chicago coming up now.

[shadowknows69]

1. I almost wish you hadn't reminded me malaise

is it on Cspan? Here it is more about his BDay. Shrub looks nervous.

[DesertRat]

4. He does seem nervous. He's stalling and saying "uh, uh" a lot.

[malaise]

7. CSpan 1

Come on this is early morning comedy. Good fugging grief - here he goes again.

[Norquist Nemesis]

2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Please! Mercy!

Already have the TV turned off. :) It's a Bushwash all around here.

[shadowknows69]

5. I'm a massochist. l'm watching

He's a babbling idiot already.

[kskiska]

3. Chicago is

"a fabulous city."

[shadowknows69]

8. I'm moving to Chi-town

millions of jobs there!

[Norquist Nemesis]

11. You'll love it!

It's a great place! :hi:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

125. If you get bored with sports, politics is a contact sport, w/ fouls,

trials, intrigue, and plenty of convictions.

The museums are world class, the music is great, and the lakefront is just plain gorgeous. The bean is a wonderful new addition.

[Corgigal]

6. The mute button

is your friend. Can't listen to the bumbling fool.

[shadowknows69]

10. AAARRGGGGHHH!

ALl children left behind

[kittenpants]

9. Does his suit look extra shiney to anyone else?

Maybe it's made from space-age polymers... mmmm... polymers.

[shadowknows69]

12. Kevlar suit?

Stealth covering so North Korean missles can't find him?

[WinkyDink]

13. He knows which century this is! And etchacation is important!

"Growing economy"....blah, blah, education is the gateway, blah, blah.....

[shadowknows69]

14. I thought this was a press conference?

Not that it actually will be but come on. I'm a taxpayer and a voter, I want my fucking charade!!

[malaise]

18. Damn W is a

fugging buffoon

[DesertRat]

15. Immigration: "the system idn't workin"

[shadowknows69]

16. I'm driving a taxi George

what jobs aren't we filling here?

[shadowknows69]

19. It's not gunna work

heh. How about that war G. How's that going? Press conference?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

25. It's hard work - you bastard.

[DesertRat]

17. He's talking down to the audience. Are they 3rd graders?

:eyes:

[shadowknows69]

21. He said it's hard werk

everyone take a drink. AARRRGGHH

[DesertRat]

26. Aargh, said "it's hard werk" AGAIN! too bad it's only 8 am here....

[Skidmore]

31. Thinks midwesterners are stupid hicks. He always does this when

he's in the midwest.

[DesertRat]

47. his folksy accent seems worse than when he's in Washington....

[Norquist Nemesis]

54. We in the mid-west just lurve those folksy mannerisms!

:sarcasm:

[DesertRat]

20. "It's hard work"

[shadowknows69]

23. War on Terra

Drink!!!

[malaise]

27. How many times has he said

hard werk?

[DesertRat]

30. only twice so far

[ChairmanAgnostic]

22. he looks hung over, no?

too many beers and shots with Richie?

[shadowknows69]

24. 9/11 wait for it

and when he says it. DRINK!!!

[shadowknows69]

28. Hard werk, central front, safe haven

drink drink drink

[malaise]

113. 11.52.45 Drink time n/t

Sp.

[Skidmore]

32. Too much birthday cake.

[malaise]

35. Rum cake? n/t

[Skidmore]

45. Probably. One of the press this morning breathlessly confirmed he had

7 cakes yesterday. Never mind the stupid crap he says. But wasn't he cute?

[malaise]

124. He's a complete and utter

moron and a Liar to boot.

[WinkyDink]

29. 11:11 "Hard work"...11:13 "hard work"

[shadowknows69]

33. NOOOO

people have lost lives? I thought it was numbers.

[Skidmore]

37. Sounds like he did in that debate during the 04 election.

Questions up next. Insults already.

[DesertRat]

34. "Rine did 2 turs of dudy in eye-raq" he was killed......

[shadowknows69]

40. Here comes the dance

n/t

[WinkyDink]

36. Expression of the day: "confidence in the capacity".

[DesertRat]

38. Told reporter he (reporter)looks like he's 65.....

[MaineDem]

82. He is SO pathetic!

I can't believe he actually said that to the reporter. My jaw dropped.

You'd think I'd have learned by now.

[nosillies]

39. This is so bad

I've chosen to watch the Golden Girls instead.

[shadowknows69]

42. Not a bad ?

n/t

[DesertRat]

43. hang in there...Q and A time!

[nosillies]

63. My pest control guy is here.

He wanted it back on so he could "get a few laughs." I told him to spray the TV.

[DesertRat]

66. LOL! n/t

[Norquist Nemesis]

70. ROFL!!!

[WinkyDink]

41. Or else, Georgie?

[Norquist Nemesis]

44. Did Durbin and Obama show up?

It would make my day if I had a pic of Obama holding two fingers up behind Bush's head. :rofl:

[shadowknows69]

46. The UN is GOOD now

n/t

[shadowknows69]

49. Condi

Not the secretary of state

[Norquist Nemesis]

50. flip-flop! n/t

[Skidmore]

48. They probably weren't invited. But they should have shown up

just to see what happens.

[shadowknows69]

55. New word

De-nukularize


DRINK!!

[Norquist Nemesis]

57. Hastert's probably checking out the buffet at the Drake!

Taste tester for George! LOL!

[City Lights]

93. Too funny!

Too true! :rofl:

[RepublicanElephant]

51. what would a psychiatrist make of dubya's performance?

:shrug:

[Breeze54]

52. He interrupted Tennis!!!

:rofl:

Has anybody noticed the difference between NBC and Faux?
Faux is showing missiles being shot and the audience/reporters
NBC is just showing Chi-town backdrop behind "The Fool"

CBS and ABC aren't showing anything!! Just regular programming... :rofl:

[malaise]

Tennis is also on ESPN

but Rog has that covered. This is way more fun - listening to utter stupidity and having a good laugh.

Great question about overreaching authority. Are you willing to rethink how you use your Presidential authority?

[Breeze54]

74. I don't have cable tv so ESPN is not a choice

edited for typo

I hate watching tennis! ;) I was just kidding about being "upset"! ;)

I'm not sure which is worse, tennis all day or this scumbag! :sarcasm:

.... er... on second thought... this scumbag is worse!!
:rofl:

[DesertRat]

53. word of the day: "DE-NUKE-U-LER-IZE"

[shadowknows69]

56. Military option

Diplomacy first choice

[Norquist Nemesis]

61. He practiced on that one till 10 o'clock last night! n/t

[DesertRat]

58. forgets the question, blames it on being 60. LOL

[City Lights]

59. I tried to watch, but it was too painful.

Too much stutterin' and too much forgettin' the question.

What a JACKASS!

[Norquist Nemesis]

67. Turned off the TV at 9:30 this morning

My own form of pre-emptive action.

[City Lights]

88. LOL! I hear ya!

Gawd, he's such an embarrassment.

[WinkyDink]

60. "But....I don't know what his inTENshuns are! Wahwah!"

This frickin' bastard is extolling listening to the WORLD COMMUNITY.

I HATE HIM.

[shadowknows69]

62. ooooh

"I am willing to abide by the ruling of the supreme court"

[malaise]

65. Fugging LIAR n/t

[shadowknows69]

68. You've had no plan to go forward

n/'t

[DesertRat]

64. bumbling, trying to explain the Supreme Court decision. LOL

[RepublicanElephant]

69. "Screw the court! I is the WAR PREZIDENT!!!!"

:mad:

[goclark]

110. Did he say that or are those your words?

Help the cube rats please.

[WinkyDink]

71. His repeated use of "off the battlefield" is a LIE!!

Yeah, he'd know from "loaded", too.

[DesertRat]

72. stalling, commenting on reporter's shirt....

[AspenRose]

73. Ooooooh PATRICK FITZGERALD

BAM!

[malaise]

Not reappointing him

here's the bombshell. Don't know if the Attorney General will reappoint him - that's his responsibility. DAMN!!

Edit add.

[DesertRat]

77. Fitzgerald: "Um, a very, um, professional guy"

[Norquist Nemesis]

78. Did Fitzie come to ask questions!!!!!????

Oh, that would be soooooooooooo SWEET!!! :bounce:

[RepublicanElephant]

75. "inter-ballistic missile"

????????

[LouisianaLiberal]

76. The shock of recognition once again.

THIS man is patronizing citizens of the US. This man. And he is attempting to bully reporters into submission. After all this time it is still shocking.

[malaise]

79. It is awful indeed n/t

[shadowknows69]

83. Well, we have a "full blown strategy"

I feel so much better now.

[AspenRose]

80. "If I mention it in the SOTU it's a high priority"

What a jerk

[DesertRat]

81. "It's essential to promote NU-KU-LER energy"

[malaise]

91. Says he's winning the elections

what fugging arrogance.

[AspenRose]

84. Oh my gosh

A lot of the jobs being created in the US is because of foreign investment....

Oh my gosh. I am speechless

[RepublicanElephant]

85. still won't answer why americans are LOSING jobs to outsourcing.

!

[shadowknows69]

86. What are we doing in Darfur again George?

n/t

[AspenRose]

87. Ah, poor baby's offended

comment about poor ratings...listen to der Screechmonkey protest....

[shadowknows69]

89. He's falling apart

he'll call and end to it soon.

[AspenRose]

90. Incongruity in foreign policy

I KNOW he doesn't know what that word means....

[DesertRat]

92. "All diplomatic options were exhausted with Saddam Hussein"

[shadowknows69]

94. That's how you keep the peace?

By invading a country?

[shadowknows69]

95. The UN didn't vote to invade

he's a lunatic pure and simple.

[shadowknows69]

99. This guys a fucking shill

he just called russia and china roadblocks. to what war?

[oasis]

107. They avoided a vote on a second resolution. "Show your cards" rang

hollow. The votes that were supposed to give Blair cover, weren't there.

[Avalux]

96. LIAR LIAR LIAR!!!!!

DSM DSM DSM........we know you didn't even try you bastard - you wanted war from the beginning. Shut the fuck up Bush.

[malaise]

102. I swear he can't remember

what he said yesterday let alone four years ago. This is fugging madness.

[shadowknows69]

105. it's just an inncorrect story

So sue the author.

[NancyG]

97. Local Chicago reporters are asking better questions

than the WH press corps. Very good questions. Not that he's answering any of them.

[AspenRose]

98. I can't take much more of this

I want to stick an ice pick in my ear.

It's a beautiful day outside; I'm going to take my baby for a walk.

[RepublicanElephant]

100. of course, WE don't have any economic interests in iran.

:banghead:

[RepublicanElephant]

101. i'm concerned about dubya's fake concerns.

.

[shadowknows69]

103. Susane Malveaux shouwing some guts?

n/t

[goclark]

120. What did she say?

[shadowknows69]

122. basically asked why the american people

shouldn't view his policies on NK as a failure after 4 years.

[DesertRat]

104. "We're looking for Osama, no ands, ifs or buts." LOL

Can't even get his cliches correct!:rofl:

[Breeze54]

109. OMG!! I just

heard him say that!! :wtf:

I almost fell out of my chair!! What a total asshole!!!

:grr: Randi's going to have a field day with that one!! Holy shit!!!

:wow:

[bdamomma]

119. he is just a dyslexic that his loyalists love.

:sarcasm:

[RepublicanElephant]

106. "i'm still concerned about osama. now watch this drive."

,

[DesertRat]

108. he said "Daley said, we gonna womp ya in the 'lection"

[Avalux]

111. ARRGH! I need hip-waders!

"Can't have people making troop decisions based on political considerations" :mad:

[hedgehog]

114. The troops I know are worried about getting called back into service.

Once is enough for Iraq, they don't want to go back!

[RepublicanElephant]

112. ...or suicide bombings.

.

[kentuck]

115. Now he's killing time...

He doesn't want to take any more questions... Somebody whispered in his ear?

[RepublicanElephant]

116. LUNCHTIME!!!

outta the bottle.

[RepublicanElephant]

117. lying about going to war is unfair to the troops, too!,

[Avalux]

118. "It's hard work!"

"I want the parents to know that. General Casey will make the decisions on troop levels, it's important for parents to know that. I've spent a lot of time talking to him about troop levels and asked, what do you think? It's just not fair to our troops to let politicians decide, it's up to Casey. The cause is noble and necessary."

Idiot dumbass.

[RepublicanElephant]

121. hey, dubya left without endorsing joe lieberman.

?

[leesa]

123. OMFG. What a disaster. Saw Gore yesterday in 'Inconvenient Truth',

what a treat it was to listen to a speaker with brains.