Rush Limbaugh's Dominican Stag Party

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706062rush1.html

JULY 6--Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other men--including the producers of the hit show "24"--when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. A Department of Homeland security passenger manifest shows that Limbaugh and his four buddies flew from the Dominican Republic on a Gulfstream IV jet owned by Premiere Radio Networks, which syndicates his radio program. Limbaugh returned to Palm Beach, Florida on June 26 with Joel Surnow, "24"'s co-creator and executive producer and Howard Gordon, another of the Fox hit's executive producers (Hollywood agent Jeffrey Benson was also part of the Limbaugh quintet). With all those guys in tow, it is unclear what Limbaugh needed with those 29 100mg Viagra pills. The passenger manifest was among several documents released today by the Palm Beach County State's Attorney in response to a TSG open records request. Included in the material released were a copy of the handwritten statement Limbaugh provided investigators after he was detained upon the discovery of the impotency drug. An affidavit sworn three days later by Limbaugh was also released. In that document, Limbaugh explains that the Viagra "was intended for my exclusive use" and that the drug had been prescribed in the name of his drug treatment doctor, Steven Strumwasser, "to further maintain and protect my privacy."

This is only the start people. I'm willing to bet that within hours of this story, the National Enquirer and Star Magazine sent reporters and photographers to the DR with fistfuls of $100 bills. Can't wait to see the developing "gay prostitute" stories!

This story is not going away. Here are some questions I have. Enquiring minds want to know.

- Why did Rush have Viagra on an "all male" trip.?
- Why is Rush hanging out with those "wicked" Hollyweird liberal elitist.?
- Why does the "rugged individual" Rush, need to see a "shrink"?
- What is the going rate for blow-jobs in the Dominican Republic?
- Where did Rush stay, and who was seen in his hotel room?
- Were there any cigars involved?
- Is it true that they found DNA evidence on a size 24 Blue Dress?

I'll give my left nut to the first reporter that breaks this story. You know that there is going to be much more to follow. Rush's 15 minutes are just about up. I'm just waiting for the other high-heel to drop.

[varun]

1. How many pills were originally in the bottle?

and how many did he use during the trip?

[alfredo]

3. 30

[Skelington]

2. Do you honestly believe that,

Rush was staying in a common hotel, picking up whores off the street and in the bars?

[EOTE]

4. I'm more inclined to believe...

He was having young men sent to his not so common hotel. He does make bank after all.

[acmavm]

5. He's a junkie in denial.

[maxrandb]

8. No, but there has to be somebody

Bellboy, Valet, Limo Driver, Pimp, Detective, Waiter, Cook, Concierge, etc..that saw something, and has something to say. Money can loosen up a lot of lips.

Bet you could find a hell of a lot more than a blow-job in the Oval Office, and you wouldn't even need $50,000,000.00 and the power of the Special Prosecutors Office to find it.

There's smoke here! And where there's smoke, somebodies ass is on fire.

Can't wait to hear Rush' enablers dismissing the fact that he rides the "Hershey Highway".

[Jack_Dawson]

6. Doubt the reporter wants your left nut, but...

why IS this dude getting a free pass? There are many questions left unanswered. Can you imagine if it was Al Franken in the same situation?

[cantstandbush]

7. This is a job for Larry Flynt to check out.

The ditto heads are still in denial. Denial about Rush being a "chickenhawk," a liar, gay, and a multimillionaire who doesn't give a rat's ass about his dopey listeners. He really thinks they are stupid...and he is right.

[maxrandb]

9. He calls his listeners "Ditto-heads"

I call them "Novacaine Brained".

[maxrandb]

10. I Believe Mr Flynt might just have the capital to do it too. n/t