LMFAO! Larry King Farts On The Air w/ Star Jones

[dubyaD40web]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5OBGQaMdRg&search=STAR_jones

[VolcanoJen]

1. Smartest thing he's said in years.

:-)

Larry Kind needs to retire.

[Radio_Lady]

4. "You're not the boss of me," said Larry.

He's sworn he will not retire because he only knows one thing -- broadcasting.

By the way, it sounded like the squeak of a leather seat, not a fart. I saw the show and didn't notice a thing.

Just sayin'...

In peace,

Radio_Lady

[dubyaD40web]

12. Probably...

BUT, I figured his diapers would at least "filter" it. :-)

[Hugin]

2. All that ester-Cee stuff will do that to ya...

*urp*

:D

[yellowcanine]

3. I don't know. Could have been a chair cushion squeak.

[Radio_Lady]

5. Bingo! Chair squeak! That's it.

Give the OP a whoopee cushion!

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I noticed he said the word Tragedy right when he cut the cheese

It sounded kind of tragic and moist! It's what I'd call an electric fart, because it had a lot of juice in it!

[VolcanoJen]

7. Moist

Ewwwwwww! :spank: Hubert :spank:

[yellowcanine]

9. Just had to say it, didn't you? You have no more self control than Larry.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. K&R

I didn't do it, Larry King did!

Edit to add a good link...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=423412654049302774

[AlCzervik]

8. we refer to those as "Sharts"

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Just a turd's turd, honking for the right of way!

[Mabus]

14. More disturbing was the deep breathe he took afterwards

Finishes the sentence and then he breathes deep. :rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

21. Larry needs to repent!

Here is just the dude he needs to have on his show next!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/54/Farting%20Preacher%20Two/stream

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher4.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/fartingpreacher.html

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage23_1.html

[Mabus]

22. straight from heaven's kitchen

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

26. This Preacher has the POWER!

To fix the energy problem!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/54/Farting%20Preacher%20Two/stream

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher4.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/fartingpreacher.html

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage23_1.html

Can ya FEEEEEEEEL the change?

[Mabus]

31. You'll be happy to know

that the power of the preacher has been sent out to half a dozen people. My husband remembers the preacher from his days in Texas. He sat here and watched every video.

As for feeling the change, I'd characterize it as a shift in the wind. :rofl:

[Swamp Rat]

16. LOL!

:puke:

[Hubert Flottz]

23. George's mommy made a Doo-Doo and called it Junior!

Edit...The difference between humor and a fart...one is a strong shift of wit.

[Admiral Loinpresser]

13. He says he's concerned about global warming. What a hypocrite. n/t

[Radio_Lady]

15. "Every human being extrudes a quart of methane gas every day."

So, are you up to your minimum daily requirement today?

Everybody poops and everybody farts.

Larry sometimes does it on television. What business is of yours?

More important, why is the subject in General Discussion at all?

Good night and good luck.

[Admiral Loinpresser]

17. When somebody farts on TV, I *make* it my business!

But thank you for the helpful info.

[XNASA]

18. Star Jones makes everyone fart.

[originalpckelly]

19. He forced that too. Just look at the expression on his face...

nasty old fool.

[TornadoTN]

20. Is there anything Toilet Humor can't fix?

He must have been really working hard to get through the interview. When the clip starts, you can tell he is in discomfort.

Nothing like toilet humor to make the day go by a bit faster.

[blue cat]

24. was this on last pm?

[FuzzyDicePHL]

25. Hahaha

Reminds me of the Gilda Radner Roseanne Roseannadanna sketch from her live show about farting in Walter Cronkite's office.

"It just goes to show you..."

[symbolman]

27. ROFL!!

Stop it! You guys (and gals) are KILLING ME! I'm serious, this thread is so funny I'm damn near a cardiac..

My eyes are still watering.. now THAT's A Fart, as I am in Hawaii :)

Did his suspenders jump at that moment or get tighter over those little rocks he calls shoulders?

Good thing he didn't SLIDE out of his chair after that..

Reminds me of Steve Martin doing a skit on one of his records

"Say Bob, YOU have got to Try these New Depends! They are fantastic, you never have to worry again about incontinence problems, or even leave business meetings early, you can stay as long as you like... As a matter of fact, I'm taking a SHIT RIGHT NOW!"

[Hubert Flottz]

28. It is a GAS!

Check out the preacher!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/54/Farting%20Preacher%20Two/stream

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher4.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/fartingpreacher.html

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage23_1.html

I thought I was going to die laughing at that dude!

[Oilwellian]

29. I'm reminded of my favorite joke of all time...

Typing it out won't give it any justice at all but I'll give it a go anyway because it's so damn funny.

Lord Chumley was the greatest hunter known to man and decided to give a dinner party for all of his friends. After dinner many of his guests sauntered into Lord Chumley's trophy room where a magnificent lion's head was mounted on the wall. Lord Byron was in awe of this magnificent beast staring back at him and asked Lord Chumley how he managed to kill it.

(spoken in the best British accent one can muster)

"I say Lord Chumley, how did you manage to bag this most magnificent beast?" asked Lord Byron.

"Well let me tell you the story" said Lord Chumley. An African tribe was being brutally attacked by this menacing animal, managing to attack an eat one of their tribesman every day. They called upon me to come to their village and hunt down this most vicious animal. So I got my hunting party together and off we went for the kill of our lives. We set up camp the first day we arrived and sniffed the air to see if we could get an idea where this lion was lurking. The second day we walked the entire perimeter of the village looking for this beast, and unfortunately were in an entirely different area when he attacked yet another tribesman and carried away his dinner. On the third day we knew we had to find and kill this brutal animal and set off into the bush to put an end to his life once and for all."

Lord Chumley explained, "So there I was parting through the grass, moving step by step....I knew he was near because I could smell him. Suddenly this lion came out of nowhere right before my eyes and went "GRRRRRRROOOOAAAR!!!!" "Well I just SHIT!" said Lord Chumley.

Lord Byron said, "well my God Lord Chumley, I don't blame you...I'd shit too if this beast came after me."

Lord Chumley said, "no, no, no Lord Byron, I don't mean THEN, I meant just NOW when I went "GRRRROOOOAAAAR!!"

[wicket]

30. Muahahahahahaha!

Can't.Breathe.From.Laughing!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: