Mars Lander Staggers Into NASA Headquarters Drunk, Broke (Onion RN)

[Up2Late]

(This is from the Onion Radio News, the audio is in Quicktime format)

Mars Lander Staggers Into NASA Headquarters Drunk, Broke

Friday, July 07, 2006

(For anyone who has never heard of the Onion, it's Satire, not real)

<http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50134>

Other Good recent stories:


U.S. Middlemen Demand Protection From Being Cut Out
Saturday, July 01, 2006

Vice President Cheney's Severed Hand Chokes Chairman Of Ways And Means Committee
Friday, June 30, 2006

Insurgent Secretly Terrified Of Winning Control Of Iraq
Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Note: The story call "The Onion News For Kids" is not really for kids. :evilgrin:
Thursday, July 06, 2006

[longship]

1. I like this one better...

Vice President Cheney's Severed Hand Chokes Chairman Of Ways And Means Committee

[Up2Late]

2. I like that one too, but since it's a few days old, I figured some here...

...would have already heard it.

There's lot of good one in the archive.

[symbolman]

3. One of my favorites was

"Roadkill Squirrel remembered as frantic, indecisive.."

That one put me on the FLOOR. :)

Can't find the link about Cheney's severed hand, wanted to read that..

The Onion is the best humor mag/paper since the National Lampoon of the 70's, period.

[Up2Late]

4. Here ya go!

<http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50090>

Vice President Cheney's Severed Hand Chokes Chairman Of Ways And Means Committee

Friday, June 30, 2006

What's a Flensing Knife?

Here are acouple more that I liked:

<http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49619>
McDonald's Drops 'Hammurderer' From Advertising
Sunday, June 25, 2006

<http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49618>
Backyard Wrestling Turns Out To Be Self-Correcting Problem
Saturday, June 24, 2006

[Up2Late]

5. kick n/t

:kick: