Bush's jacket bulges... a new take

[Chiyo-chichi]

I was watching a Simpson's rerun yesterday. Homer got into trouble with the IRS and had to wear a recording device so he could get evidence against his friends.
The device made quite a bulge in Homer's shirt.


It hit me! We know that Bush likes to spy on people, right? His bulge was not a receiver, but a recording device! Never mind the fact that the debates, etc. were on television and the internets. He's a moran! He's wired for spying 24/7! Just compare Homer and George's bulges. They're identical!!!111!!! You can't deny it!!11!

My favorite lines from the episode... as Homer first puts on the recording device...

Homer: Does this make me look fat?
Lisa: No, it makes you look like a tool of government opression!
Homer: But not fat...

[AllegroRondo]

1. It always reminded me of the aliens from

Heinleins "The Puppet Masters"

[WinkyDink]

2. Looks like the kind of battery pack singers wear.

I think he was hearing answers, "quips", talking points, etc.

[Chiyo-chichi]

3. I fully believe it was a receiver... I'm just lookin' for an "LOL" here.

Simpsons fans?

[neoblues]

4. Or maybe it's just one of those bizarre birth defects...

Although, it's more likely that instead of the middle of his back, "it" was relocated to the top/middle of his shoulders. So, while I don't know what the bulge on his back is, the bulge on his shoulders is more obvious. And we have to admit, he's certainly got a big one... though, in this case, bigger is not better. Conclusion: he's just a big D---head**, with a secondary bulge on his back. What else is new; typical Republican/NeoCon.

**where "D---" is his V.P.'s first name.