We need to start a campaign to get Bush to FLY into space on the Shuttle

[symbolman]

To get his ratings up, tell him it's a macho thing to do, that even his own father jumped out of a plane when he was OLDER than Bush Jr, then when Bush gets all dressed up in an astronaut suit, thinking that he's going to get them ratings up, (with Tweety masturbating under the table on camera while Bush struts to the shuttle, talking about that "package")..

THEN once Bush is in space we declare him a war criminal in all industrialized nations and they can all refuse to let him land back on earth..

Okay so we lose a shuttle pilot and crew, but in this case it just might be worth it, and then when space travel is the norm, think of the floating Museum Hovering over the earth with a Mummified Bush in there, people lining up in commercial space flights to see that Bush Memorial Space Museum right there in Space itself.. a "real pResident" the dumbest one that ever lived right before your eyes for all eternity..

Hell, I'D pay for that myself, clean out my bank account..

I bet he'd fall for it, just to wear that space suit.. he LOVES to play "dress up" :)

[Rosemary2205]

1. Yeah that's all we need - astronaut GW Bush.

And that miserable skunk isn't worth the death of anyone else. Sorry.

[NVMojo]

2. only if fundies are flying it & Rove is on board with Condi, Rum & Alberto

[Rageneau]

3. I'd rather see him patroling Fallujah in an underarmored humvee.

Since Smirk gets off so hard calling himself the commander in chief, why doesn't he do what any decent commander would do -- lead from in front.

It's fun to land on aircraft carriers and play Top Gun. It ain't so much fun to dodge IEDs in 120 degree heat day after day.

[symbolman]

4. Well sure

him being forced naked to bury the dead at Fallujah with a Spoon would be nice, but if you're going to dream, might as well dream Big..

Besides, we have to FEED the Media in this country.

Reminds me of an old Skit I heard on the radio:

"Men, it's going to be hell on that Island fighting this war.. but I'm HERE to lead you. Unfortunately I'm far too valuable as a general to actually LEAD you into a hail of fire, but I WILL be with you in Spirit.. AND I'll be watching FROM the SHIP with a set of Very Powerful binoculars.."

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. No need to lose a shuttle and crew

Just get into orbit, strap a parachute on him, and tell him "THIS will show the old man up!"

Then shove him out the door.

[symbolman]

9. Excellent

"Oh and don't worry about there being no air to breathe, we're not really that high up, 'objects appear farther away in rear view mirror' and all that.. the parachute will open automatically, it's a Smart Parachute and opens by the use of the Mind.. just think, 'Open Parachute NOW' and it will work, that or 'Klatuu Barada Nicto', one of those.."

"Boy will your old man be bummed! Another shot of Wild Turkey Astronaut paste?"

Or tell him he needs to take this piece of rope, swim over to the Space Station and tie the Shuttle off so we can pull the ship over to the space station.."

:)

[peekaloo]

6. change the shuttle terminology from "payload" to "shit load"

and flush him in space.

[IDemo]

7. headline: "Plastic turkey heads to Space Station"

[Vidar]

8. Tell him he's the modern incarnation of Ezekiel, though he'd

need Falwell to explain the reference (rode fiery chariot up to heaven, cf von Daniken)

[symbolman]

10. Hell Mr President

If Christ could walk on Water YOU certainly can Walk on SPACE!

[Octafish]

11. Got the visual right here...

There are no shortage of volunteers for ground crew, especially for tightening the seat belt.

BLAST-OFF!

[jmowreader]

12. We do not need to lose a shuttle crew

You know as well as I do that there is a perfectly good International Space Station just sitting in low-Earth orbit. Fly him up there on an "inspection tour" and "forget" to bring him back.

[Swamp Rat]

13. "Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun"

Little by little the night turns around.
Counting the leaves which tremble at dawn.
Lotuss lean on each other in yearning.
Over the hills where a swallow is resting.
Set the controls for the heart of the sun.

Over the mountain watching the watcher.
Breaking the darkness waking the grapevine.
Morning to birth is born into shadow
Love is the shadow that ripens the wine.
Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
The heart of the sun, the heart of the sun.

Who is the man who arrives at the wall?
Making the shape of his questions at asking.
Thinking the sun will fall in the evening.
Will he remember the lesson of giving?
Set the controls for the heart of the sun.
The heart of the sun, the heart of the sun.