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Edited on Sat Jul-08-06 04:52 PM by Elwood P Dowd
What will George W. Bush do when he leaves office? Based on the following Bush quotes, it appears he could work in several areas.
He could be a school superintendent.........
“The question is rarely asked; Is our children learning.”
"Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of our students in America."
"Education belongs to everybody. High standards belongs to everybody."
He could be a news analyst........
"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."
"And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America..."
He could be an economist........
"The more money they have in their more pockets — in their pockets, the more likely it is that somebody will find work."
“I Know all about small business growth. I was one.
He could be an HMO CEO........
"We've got an issue in America ... too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
He could be a forester..........
"We need to thin our forests in America."
He could be the Middle East expert for Fox News.......
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein and his willingness to terrorize himself."
''I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe-I believe what I believe is right."
"I think war is a dangerous place."
He could be Secretary Of State..........
"And I know something about being a government. And you've got a good one."
"Do you have blacks, too?"-To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso
He could be a good neighbor and make commercials for State Farm.............
"If you find a neighbor in need, you're responsible for serving that neighbor in need, you're responsible for loving a neighbor just like you'd like to love yourself."
He could be an advisor for The Department Of Indian Affairs.....
“Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a -- you're a -- you have been given sovereignty and you're viewed as a sovereign entity.”
He could be Secretary Of Labor......
"And if one of those jobs are created, we must have a system which trains people for the jobs which actually exist."
"Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work."
He could be a track coach.........
"I mentioned early on that I recognize there are hurdles, and we're going to achieve those hurdles."
He could be a Civics teacher.........
"We're going to have a White House forum there in Washington, D.C., obviously—that's where the White House is ..."
"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them."
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law."
"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."
He could be a trade analyst for the CATO Institute.....
“If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.”
He could be the Terrorist Czar......
"The best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give clues and data."
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."
"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were president of the United States, and we’d be a lot better off."
“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein and his willingness to terrorize himself.”
He could be Rudy Giuliani’s campaign manager........
"He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be."
He could run The Office Of Management And Budget.....
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
He could design a new Microsoft OS called Windows GW......
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
He could be the Fox News economics expert.......
"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."
"We ought to make the pie higher."
He could be a history teacher......
"I think we agree, the past is over."
"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again."-
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