With apologies to Ian Anderson

[SalmonChantedEvening]

And Tull fans everywhere. :hide:


Whatta bunghole, that Kim Jung Il
(To the tune of Bungle in the Jungle – Jethro Tull)


Working on missiles, that might might reach Alaska
And if I spit real hard, I might hit Nebraska
Taepodong for a name, you just made my day
They won’t stay up, I might stop snickering someday
Trying to prove you’re a force to be rockened
Don’t piss of Beijing, you’ll be gone in a second

Whatta bunghole that Kim Jung Il, well no Seoul Man is he
Paper tiger, with just one shove, you’ll be a footnote in history

Vladimir Putin, is watching in silence
From Vladivostok, could come some nasty cum-uppance
Yentai and Weihai wait at your other shoulder
Re-arm Japan, remember THEM, little soldier?
All right, so we won’t let them have you for dinner
But no heating oil makes for one bitch of a winter

Whatta bunghole that Kim Jung Il, well no Seoul Man is he
Paper tiger, with just one shove, you’ll be a footnote in history

A little advice, for a leader of millions
Try feeding your people, and stop playing the villian
They might like you enough to end the need for your brawn
Don’t know why this idea on you has not dawned
So lay off the missiles, invest in some food
A leader’s benevolence is self interest accrued

So unbungle what you’ve done, Il, and a Seoul Man you’ll be
It’s much wiser, to be one loved, than a footnote in history
(Repeat)

[Redstone]

1. Not bad, not bad at all.

Redstone

[Freedom_from_Chains]

2. Really, I'm impressed!!!!!

On edit: Although I was kind of hoping for something to the tune of Locomotive Breath.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. I'm mulling that over thanks to your post :)

Kim Jung Il fit so nicely into Jungle I hadta use it.

:D

[Freedom_from_Chains]

4. I know what you mean. When I read over the that part of the song

I thought, oh that just fits too good.

[BigBearJohn]

5. Kicked & Recommended

[Viva_La_Revolution]

6. back to the top with ya!

Kick!

[fooj]

7. You're on a roll...

:bounce:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. No mustard please.

D'oh, wrong roll ;)

Thankee fooj :hug:

[grannylib]

8. I love Tull, and these lyrics beat the original, IMHO!!!

BITJ was always one of my LEAST favorite Tull lyrics, so you have done well indeed!

[omega minimo]

9. Go Tull it on the mountain.........

:yourock: