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[Kadie]

U.S. President George W. Bush waves as he walks over to the Department of the Treasury building in Washington, July 10, 2006. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES)

[Turbineguy]

1. 5 years in the slammer

[IndependentVoice]

2. Come in God, come in, I'm out of excuses

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. I've been Preznit *this many* years!

[RedStateShame]

4. "Oh, hi, Harvey!

That's my friend Harvey, a 6 foot rabbit. He told me Iraq has weapons of mass destruction."

[underpants]

5. Hi Spaceshuttle!

:hi:

[IndependentVoice]

7. Or better yet, "Hi Tom Cruise!"

[SeattleVet]

11. Yo, Stevie!

Stevie Wonder! Over here, guy!

[Double T]

6. Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there as soon as I'm done taking a leak

[underpants]

8. Huh? No Mr.Cheney I don't think you said extra pepperoni

(turns around and mumbles to himself) stupid Mr.Cheney I *KNOW* he didn't say no "extra pepperoni" some day I'll show him though some day...

[sutz12]

9. Hey, is there anybody out there?

[underpants]

10. Yep it's still there. Okay call NASA and tell them if we are going ....

to the sun we have to go at night.

[shain from kane]

12. I'm the lonely little onion in the petunia patch. n/t

[Swamp Rat]

13. "Oh Great Pumkin!..."

[shain from kane]

14. I did not have sex with that woman in the Rose Garden. n/t

[MisterP]

15. can't make questions, Brainiac has escaped from the Phantom Zone

[tiptoe]

16. (Condi, stay down!) "Lovely day to clear brush, folks...move along now!"

[orion9941]

17. "Come back Jesus! I wanna be yer friend!"