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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 06:58 AM
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A Tisket, a Tasket, a Tuesday in Your Basket. . . . . . Please CAPTION!!!
Edited on Tue Jul-11-06 07:04 AM by skip fox


The kid's thinkng: "Boy, this guy IS simple. I can get him to do anything. I look up, and he looks up. I look surprised to my right, and his head spins around to that direction, looking like he's ready to get clocked. Now let's see what happens when I take a dump and grab my penis."


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I originally planned to use a different image:



But it won't "activate" or whatever. (The caption was made to go with it.)
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Island Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 07:12 AM
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1. "Hey kid, can I have your binkie?
Condi took mine away from me and now I'm really Jonesing for one. Heh, heh."
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 07:24 AM
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2. "Whooo waaants to die in a war for oil...Yes you dooo...yes you dooo..."
"Gooo goo goo" :grr:




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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 07:24 AM
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3. "Don't blame me, kid...
...sure, I'm the one who mortgaged your future, but it was your dumbass parents who voted for me...TWICE...now grow up quick, we're running a little low on cannon fodder in Iran or Iraq or Syriac or wherever!"
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Kip Humphrey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 07:26 AM
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4. "You'll make a fine future soldier. Fodder for the War on Terra"
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 07:29 AM
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5. Ut-oh, somebody went boom-boom in their Underoos.
Would someone please take the baby while the pRez changes his drawers.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 07:41 AM
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6. "Hey ChimpGuy - I just pooped on your arm"
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 07:48 AM
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7. "LUNCHTIME!!!"

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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 01:46 PM
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9. A Big Boob.....MMMMMMM
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-11-06 01:42 PM
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8. W. is "thinking": "Gee, I love kids. They don't laugh at you and call
you a monkey-ass. They don't force you to be president and then do everything they say. They don't slap you at the dinner table when you're talking a little trash. . . . No wonder they're the onl;y people I can relate to."
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