I've found a way to make Bush's speechifications more enjoyable

[Atman]

"More enjoyable" is a funny way to put it. Kind of like the way novocaine makes a root canal "more enjoyable." But anyway, try this...it works well, and helps put it all into perspective.

Just play Stephanie Miller's "You're A Lying Sack Of Crap" song softly in the background as he speaks. It help catapult the propaganda!

[hatrack]

1. Heavy drinking works best for me - homemade hard cider, esp.

It's wicked strong, and that's what a Bush SOTU requires.

[Atman]

2. I like the song approach

I used to just slam my head through the teevee screen. The blood flowing down my face gave me a warm feeling. But I was going broke buying new teevees, and Bush surely isn't worth it. So for now on, it's "You're A Lying Sack of Crap" as a soundtrack. Maybe combined with heavy drinking, for extra protection.

[Turbineguy]

3. I turn off the sound

and watch on CNBC. Generally the stock market drops with the anticipation and drops further when he speaks.

[Jeanette in FL]

4. I shut off the sound and put closed captioning function on

It is hysterical. Especially when he does the umm, umm, umm, umm, and it is written out on the screen.

Sometimes there will just be a scramble of letters when they cannot figure out what the hell he is saying.