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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:43 PM
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HAHAHA! VIDEO "The Bush PILOT!"
Edited on Wed Jul-12-06 02:43 PM by matcom
OMFG!! TOO FUNNY!

sorry if this has been posted, i've not seen it. video on 'Piloting Bush'

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3934788900154749704&pr=goog-sl


:rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:51 PM
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1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:rofl:

That's a classic!!!
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 02:54 PM
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2. Mein Gott im Himmel!
Edited on Wed Jul-12-06 02:55 PM by ayeshahaqqiqa
I was able to listen to this in the office even when a customer walked in because I know a bit of German and they didn't (hey, I live in a red area, gotta be careful!) It was a scream!!!!!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:50 PM
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12. sweet!
:rofl:
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 03:17 PM
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3. Love it! LOL! n/t
PB
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 03:22 PM
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4. That is hilarious!
:bounce:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 03:49 PM
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5. kick
:kick:
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 03:50 PM
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6. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 04:00 PM
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7. I knew it!
:D :D :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 04:55 PM
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8. one more
:kick:
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:13 PM
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9. For you Matcom. A K&R is always in order!
And a damn funny clip!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:25 PM
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11. why thank you!
:hi:
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livetohike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 05:20 PM
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10. This was great!
It explains everything :-).
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femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 07:20 PM
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13. Thx....I needed that! nt
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populistdriven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 08:25 PM
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14. Funniest viral video I have seen in at least 1 year
Edited on Wed Jul-12-06 08:37 PM by bushmeat
THANKS!!!!!!!

:rofl:
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 08:51 PM
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15. Mein Gott !!! Ich habe über mein Bush Kontrolle verloren !!!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-12-06 08:55 PM
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16. That was hilarious
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-13-06 11:48 AM
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17. Don't miss part 2
The joy of German public TV comedy :D


http://stream.ndr.de/bb/redirect.lsc?stream=ndr/video/vs/20050908_232003_tv_extra3__2325_bush_pilot.rm&content=content&media=rm


This is Johannes Schlüter

The three-inches tall man from Göttingen works as Bush pilot for the American Government.

Schlüter is in his fifth year on the job in the head of George Bush - the so-called "Kopfpit".

In October 2004, NDR extra 3 reported about the German Bush-pilot steering the American President.

Today, one year later, everything has changed for Schlüter.

"Well, I had the afternoon off, so I thought "let's take part in a rodeo"".

"That turned out to be a not-so-great idea"

"Well, so was in a coma for five weeks and they had to hide the Bush on a ranch in Texas for that timespan."

"And steering the Bush became difficult after that, especially with that Katharina storm/flood thing. I wasn't able to do much more with the Bush than letting him sit in a plane to look down on things. Some people said that isn't enough."

"So I reacted and hired an intern."

"Ok, Bob, make an eye check".

left-right ... alright

And the tongue check


left-right ... alright

"And the intern steered the Bush into a the crisis region?"


"Nah, just into the outskirts, where things were cleared up and dry. The Bush must not be exposed to water, because of electrical short circuits and corrosion"

"And well, we've been waiting for the crisis-management software for years. But they say the whole money is in Iraq, so it can't be".

Moreover, Schlüter is hearing a lot of accusations about the Bush not caring for black Americans.

"George Bush does not care for black people"

"Oh, well. The Bush isn't built for that. Well, there's one button marked "black citizens", we even used it once; but... somehow"

"Ok Bob, press the "black citizen" button there; the "black people button".

"Bob, have you seen this thing? I put it somewhere."


Johannes Schlüter. One man steering the Bush through any crisis.


another cross post :D


Here's the archive, the Bush ones are all great (Some easier to translate than others):
http://www3.ndr.de/ndrtv_pages_std/0,3147,SPM4560,00.html
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