It's official: JOHN FUND is on trial!

[johnfunk]

The caddish slimeball is officially on trial for allegedly beating his ex-girlfriend.

Special to American Politics Journal:
John Fund Goes On Trial
by The Editors

July 12, 2006 —NEW YORK (apj.us)—The civil trial of conservative pundit John Fund on charges of abusing former girlfriend Morgan Gell (née Morgan F. Pillsbury) is under way.

A source close to the case has told American Politics Journal that a final attempt to arbitrate the matter yesterday morning failed; jury selection began yesterday and was completed this morning.

More at the full article -- including a link to today's very funny Daily news gossip piece. fund comes across as pure slime.

[SoCalDem]

1. F I N A L L Y ... It took YEARS

and of course he's been a well-paid pundit on tv and papers ...as if nothing ever happened..

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

3. He'll Still Be A Well Paid Pundit...

You think a little conviction is going to stop the networks from paying him and portraying him as reputable?

He'll probably get a raise.

[johnfunk]

7. Oliver North, FOX News. Maybe Colonel Contra will have a new pal

Fund would fit in perfectly with that rogue's gallery: Ollie, Bill "Loofax" O'Reilly, Bob "I sabotaged a CIA counetrproliferation op like a traitor" Novak...

FOX
must stand for
Felons On eXhibit!

[MADem]

2. His employer is keeping it zipped! No comments from those motormouths

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1617797

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

4. He's Getting A Raise!

Well....I'm speculating, but it stands to reason that he'll be rewarded somehow. Perhaps a post in the current administration.

[SoCalDem]

5. Bush will appoint him as liaison for women's issues n/t

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

6. You Got It!!!

I was trying to think about what position would be perfect for him, and you got it.

[johnfunk]

8. Kick! Fund on trial = Fun for progressives!

:popcorn:

[UTUSN]

9. Yet he & countless other offenders have no trouble getting on the airwaves

Another of those eternal questions (like, why-would-ANY-minority-be-a-wingnut):

If any of us had offenses on our record, it would be nearly impossible to get a job, yet why are jerks like this and countless others ubiquitous on the air, often sermonizing on ethical or moral issues? (Edited to put in the form of a question)

FUND. BENNETT. BARNICLE. MORRIS. NORTH. LIDDY. O'LOOFAH. LIMBOsevic. Not to mention the scores of RAYGUN-Poppy alumni currently still sinking this ship of state.

[oasis]

10. Another "family Values" slimy, conservative perp.