'Satanist' dances on Reagan's grave.

[Jara sang]

This is from a year ago, I know it's WorldNetDaily but it is still interesting. Probably bullshit.

http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=45663



'Satanist' dances on Reagan's grave
Posts photos on Net, presidential library mum about incident

A California man dubbed a "Satanist" on an online message board has posted photos of himself dancing on President Ronald Reagan's grave, raising the ire of the former chief executive's admirers.

Posted on Ruthlessreviews.com (warning: vulgar site), the photos show a thin, white man likely in his 20s wearing an AC/DC T-shirt and having hopped over the fence that protects Reagan's grave.

The poster, who goes by "The Freak Kingdom" and claims he's from San Diego, writes with one photo: "Judging from my expression and body language, combined with what little I do remember, this appears to be about the time security guards noticed I had jumped the fence and started jigging over Reagan's rotting corpse (the original plan called for the Electric Slide, and then humping the ground, and then whatever else I could get away with, but security was stricter than we had anticipated)."

[Master Mahon]

1. Reagan's already with Satan

Methinks ole Lucifer is dancing on Ronnies head these days!!

[TheFarseer]

10. old stupid joke about Reagan

Two friends, Dan and Mike, are out driving when they run off the road, crash and die. They both go to heaven and St. Peter explains that everyone gets a car in heaven and what kind of car depends on how good of a person you were. He turns to Dan first and says, "you went to church every Sunday and did alot of volunteer work in the community, you get a Porsche, enjoy." Then he turns to Mike and says, "you missed church alot of Sundays and didn't get involved in the community. You get a Dodge Neon." They don't see each other for a few days, but they eventually catch up at a stop light. Dan couldn't resist poking fun at his old friend, "Wow, nice car. Dodge Neons rule!" He said sarcastically. But Mike was just laughing his ass off. "Hey, what are you laughing at?" Asked Dan, "I have a way nicer car than you!" "No, that's not it" Explains Mike, "I just saw Ronald Reagan on a skateboard."

[CatholicEdHead]

15. Actually he is back on the new 39cent stamps

I thought that run was only for those 37cent stamps. Yet I saw them for sale at the post office this Monday with the new 39 cent rate. :puke:

[dorkulon]

22. Great old BEAST cover

...from the height of Reagan's posthumous sanctification:



http://www.buffalobeast.com/51/

[htuttle]

2. Bwaaaaa-hahahahahahaha!

The look on his face is priceless!

:rofl:

[malaise]

3. They'll probably hold a fugging convention

on Ws.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. LOL

[gatorboy]

5. Perhaps it was a ploy to raise Ray Gun from the dead?

Who better to lead a satanic army than an undead Reagan?

[baldguy]

11. Zombie Reagan

http://www.alternet.org/images/managed/Story+Image_thumb_zombieportrait.jpg

[bluerum]

6. I bet even Ronnie Raygun smiled at this one - wherever he is!

[Mabus]

7. I'm surprised Peggy Noonan wasn't there to stop him.

I was sure she'd be there worshipping at his grave.

Then again, I'm just happy they finally got around to burying him.

[frylock]

18. she's busy tracking the elusive jesus dolphins

[Mabus]

19. LOL

I forgot about her most recent book. She seems to a thing for older, powerful men. I guess this makes her just like Monica Lewinsky.

[Mojambo]

8. Really too bad he couldn't get to the humping. n/t

[Jara sang]

13. I know, my thoughts exactly.

[xchrom]

9. happy! happy! joy! joy!

satanist or saint?

[bluestateguy]

12. Sounds like an urban legend

I think we would have heard more about it if it were true.

[semillama]

14. If this is true

then this man has become my new short duration personal saviour.

[gator_in_Ontario]

16. Is this the guy

who took video of himself jigging all over the world? 55 countries?

[helderheid]

17. And the music in his head

"Sweethearts" - Camper Van Beethoven

'Cause he's always living back in Dixon
Circa 1949
And we're all sitting at the fountain, at the five and dime
'Cause he's living in some B-movie
The lines they are so clearly drawn
In black and white life is so easy
And we're all coming along on this one
'Cause he's on a secret mission
Headquarters just radioed in
He left his baby at the dancehall
While the band plays on some sweet song
And on a mission over China
The lady opens up her arms
The flowers bloom where you haved placed them
And the lady smiles, just like mom
Angels wings are icing over
McDonnell-Douglas olive drab
They bear the names of our sweethearts
And the captain smiles, as we crash
'Cause in the mind of Ronald Reagan
Wheels they turn and gears they grind
Buildings collapse in slow motion
And trains collide, everything is fine
Everything is fine
Everything is fine

[dorkulon]

20. This is from Ruthless Reviews

...the guy is for real, as far as I can tell. He also posted pics of himself urinating on Nixon's grave. But "satanist" was just a ranking at the Ruthless forums (either based on number of posts or user ratings).

I say "was" because the site, ruthlessreviews.com, appears to have undergone a major overhaul recently, replacing the forums with article comments, and the original page seems to be gone--couldn't find it on google, anyway. It's too bad, because it was damn funny--WorldNetDaily readers started trolling the thread, and it turned into this hilarious flamewar between religious simpletons and atheist punks.

There's something here, but just a jokey report of the happening.

[freedomforumadmin]

21. He needs a better dance

The Electric Slide has been out of style since 1994.

Also, he didn't hold up the devil horn sign. What a satanist loser!

[Swamp Rat]

23. HAHA!

:D