The dysfunctional family of GAY

[azurnoir]

This family has 3 kids and is headed by an apparently single parent in this case the dad. The problem with the kids however is that they have take sibling rivalry to some incredibly murderous levels, with each one trying to claim that dad loves them best. They have for countless generations singlely or 2 of them working together tried to kill off the other sibling or siblings as the case may be.Currently the 2 oldest claim the that the youngest is trying to kill them and the youngest claims that no it is the older two trying to kill him. This has occurred in other permutations, but the middle child seem especially attention deprived and has almost constantly, since birth tried to kill or injure one or the other sibling. What about Mom, the one thing all 3 can agree on is that they don't know her and if fact deny she exists (although obviously she does). Dad on the other hand doesn't seem to think he's done any thing wrong, his kids just don't understand him, they just think they do. Quite frankly he is at a loss " These kids can't even agree on what to call me" One wants God, the other wants Allah, then Yahweh? For I while I thought it would be OK to let them call what they wanted but then they tried to claim that they had different fathers" This intrafamilar warfare has caused untold suffering and must be stopped, but how? Dad is at loss and maybe even thinking about giving up, maybe its time for Mom to come home.

edited for spelling

[Wonk]

1. What does this have to do with homosexuality?

re: your title, "The dysfunctional family of GAY".

edit: Oh, you mean God, Allah, & Yahweh, I suppose. It wasn't immediately obvious.

[Bluebear]

2. I had to weed through it too :)

[azurnoir]

3. God Allah Yahweh an acronym n/t

[Wonk]

8. Why not choose YAG, AGY, or GYA, as other possible acronyms? nt

[azurnoir]

9. actally I was going to use YAG

it was supposed to be irony, given tha all 3 "kids" here can be homophobic.

[foreigncorrespondent]

20. Perhaps you should have...

...after all it can be seen as being pretty insulting to the gay community.

[Behind the Aegis]

4. not homosexuality...

GAY = G-d, Allah, Yawheh

On edit: heehee...you got it. It took me awhile too.

[rucky]

5. It's like King Lear meets Revelations. n/t

[Ian David]

6. I have no idea what you're talking about...

so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.

[azurnoir]

10. Did you read it?

[Ian David]

12. No, I just randomly say that to people without reading their posts. n/t

[azurnoir]

14. Maybe it would have made more sense

if I had used Judaism as the parent, all three religions have the same base belief in a single deity (the SAME deity) but from the birth of Christianity and then Islam have fought about who this deity spoke the truth to, who understands and worships best. The end results are being seen in Lebanon, Gaza, and all over the ME right now.

[Ian David]

15. Also, paragraphs are nice to use. n/t

[lectrobyte]

7. The problem with using acronyms that only you know the meaning

of and are likely to be confused with something else entirely is that it makes us all go WTFMFWTFAYTA and think your post would be way cooler if it had some snakes and a plane.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

11. It's also considered rude to write "Yahwah"

Or pronounce it or what have you. You can call it the tetragrammatron or something if you must.

[azurnoir]

13. I thought

I would get in trouble for writting out the G term, but not wanting to appear to favor anyone I wrote them all out. I did not know it was a no-no to write out Y though a local church has that as part of their name.

[Ian David]

16. Nobody throw another stone at Bornaginhooligan until I say so...

even if he does say Yahweh.

[azurnoir]

17. Truly curious

what language is Yahweh? Amharic? Aramaic? Hebrew?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

18. Hebrew.

Technically, it's YHWH, as Hebrew and other semitic languages haven't got vowels.

Hence the term tetragrammatron.

[azurnoir]

19. Thanks

also explains spelling variations