Thump a Thursday! Please come CAPTION the past.

skip fox

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Thu Jul-13-06 11:40 AM
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Thump a Thursday! Please come CAPTION the past.

Edited on Thu Jul-13-06 11:42 AM by skip fox

W. is saying: ". . . and on this roadmap, like when you get tired or start yelling at the kids and stuff, you can get off at a rest stop and take a dump or splash some water on your face. . . . See?"

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SammyBlue

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Thu Jul-13-06 11:41 AM
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1. Wow. . .you boys shore got alot of white hair. Is you white too?

Islamics and Judaiods are white, right?

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atomic-fly

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Thu Jul-13-06 11:43 AM
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2. Now Ariel, I know your a big guy....

Edited on Thu Jul-13-06 11:44 AM by atomic-fly

Now Ariel, I know your a big guy and all, but it's just not right to eat
this mans children...I mean he likes them....a lot I suppose.

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SammyBlue

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Thu Jul-13-06 11:51 AM
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6. I once told a lie this big!!!

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whistle

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Thu Jul-13-06 11:43 AM
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3. Sharon: Georgie, stop being a putz and give us the rest of...

...the tactical nuclear weapons you promised

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Crankie Avalon

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Thu Jul-13-06 11:50 AM
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4. "Now Ah want you two fellers to git up and kiss or rub each other...

...or whatever other faggy midlo-the-eastern custom y'all got and make up cuz neither one o' y'all's got any oil so, frankly, you're just not worth any more aggravation."

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KyndCulture

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Thu Jul-13-06 11:50 AM
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5. Ok so who brought the Majong tiles?

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BringEmOn

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Thu Jul-13-06 11:54 AM
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7. Group hug?

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skip fox

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Thu Jul-13-06 11:56 AM
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8. W. is "saying": "'History,' 'history,' that's all you guys ever say. What

Edited on Thu Jul-13-06 11:57 AM by skip fox

the hell's so hot about history I wanta know? I mean the past is gone. . . . Pffft. . . . It's like by definition 'over.' . . . . Old stuff and all that. I'm ready for some good ol' Republican diplomacy . . . Why don't we just shake on it and be friends, okay? . . . Forget all that history stuff. . . . It's like, . . . boring."

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skip fox

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Thu Jul-13-06 02:53 PM
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9. W. is saying: "Don't give me that blank look. I asked you guys who

is your favorite baseball team. . . . If we can figure that out, . . . well, it's like a first step."

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RedStateShame

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Thu Jul-13-06 02:55 PM
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10. "No, really! The lies I tell them are THIS big!"

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