Immediate unconditional grace for those who CAPTION in the next 3 hours!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. When I asked him to show me the good news first he just shrugged."

[chatterboy]

1. A ... B ... C ...

E ... Damn, this alphabet stuff is hard work. It's hard!

[Tess49]

21. I before E, except after C. Aw, shucks! This stuff is too hard.

[BurtWorm]

33. "M-m-m-m-m...m-m-my... P... e ... Pet... Go..... Go... "

:dunce:

[Skip Intro]

2. w discovers DU?

[Richard Steele]

39. "Hey, I'm on a Top Ten list! Con-ser-vuh-tiv I-dye...hey, what the hell!?"

"Karl, have Lynrd Skynrd killed!"

[rainy]

3. Gee I wonder if the little bird will ever find his mommy!

[Marnieworld]

37. That was my first book ever!

I was so proud of myself too. Thanks for the smile. :hi: Someday he might know the pride of finishing it too.

[Skip Intro]

4. ...N32, G47, O70 - I think I have bingo!

[bsartist]

5. So-Dok-U?

Too many...numbers...melting...brain...

[Kerri_S]

6. My poll numbers are in the toilet ...

Say, Don...Who was it you wanted to attack next? Iran? Syria?

[GodlessBiker]

7. Hmmm. All in the ____. Damn, these TV Guide crossword puzzles are hard.

[Skip Intro]

8. On Ebay "...I've got to get that Jesus grilled cheese sandwich..."

[Avalux]

9. "Karl sez I look smart wearing these. I can't see a damn thing though."

:D

[etherealtruth]

10. "Think, think ... why is it that Georgia has a president ...

...and Arkansas doesn't ... don't tell me, I'll get it."

[OnyxCollie]

11. "I just can't understand it.

Laura! Explain this 'Family Circus' cartoon to me. Again."

On edit: Did I win the immediate unconditional?

[skip fox]

31. Should have read "immediate unconditional grace," but you got it.

If there are any problems, have St. Peter give me a ring.

[rucky]

12. I think I can get a couple more drops outta this bottle. n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "Damn after almost 6 years I'm almost to the end of chapter one

of "My Pet Goat" and I've finished reading 11 whole pages!"

[elehhhhna]

14. Nukes? Check. Harry Truman glasses? Check. I loves dressin' up!

[elehhhhna]

17. "Talk sof'ly and git carried by Big Dick"

[GodlessBiker]

15. Ya see. You can't put too much weed in your paper or you will...

[Crankie Avalon]

16. "Don't care what the no-nayers say, purple's a GREAT color for a horsie...

...if I can just keep this crayon inside the lines."

[KyndCulture]

18. Pickles?? What's this here big word?

criminal

[helderheid]

19. Do these make me look smarter?

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

20. "Constipation is a bitch. Lemme see what that goat is up to."

[Ioo]

22. Bush poses for a "Look smart" photo as he reads Green Eggs and Ham

[leftofthedial]

23. these little onions are impossible to get out of the jar . . .

[SammyBlue]

24. I loves pulling wings off butterflies! Look, Laura, it's dead!!!

[BringEmOn]

25. Damn...can't cut lines without glasses.

[Spazito]

26. "Geez, there's that 'sovereign' word again, how did I explain it last

time...oh yeah..."Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." I just have to remember to change the word "tribal" and I'll be fine, whew!"

[FSogol]

27. * just can't see doing a good job. n/t

[LSK]

28. "my bet goat, no, my pet coat, no, my dead moat, no, DAMN READING!!"

[Hubert Flottz]

29. "Condie I love it when We Play Dokkktor!"

[rwenos]

30. "Karl, Look at those KNOCKERS!" nt

*

[The Straight Story]

32. He's posting on DU!

Wonder what he is typing....

[skip fox]

34. W. is "thinking" while reading: "Geez. Middle East erupting. Bagdad in

civil war. North Korea ready break open. Poll numbers scrubbing the toilet. Gas prices headed to the moon. Congress getting ready to investigate us again. . . . If I didn't know better I'd think something that we did has been wrong."

[Skip Intro]

35. I've Got to Save the Homeland from These Space Invaders!!!!!!

[Marnieworld]

36. How long do I have to stare at this to convince them I'm reading?

Here's my impression of a literate person.

[Bush_MUST_Go]

38. Mommy anticipated I would go blind but I stopped when I needed glasses.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. OK..not a caption but an observation....look at the left lens

it's looks like a great big penis is reflecting off of it...anyone else see it?

[rwenos]

41. I Couldn't Square the Penis with My Caption

about knockers, but it seemed at least somewhat related.

Maybe the document is XXX porn, and the knockers are out of the reflection?

[skip fox]

43. "And sometimes a thumb is just a thumb" --S. Freud.

:)

[Bretttido]

42. Hmm.... Nancy Drew... The Secret in the Old Attic...

[Swamp Rat]

44. Here ya go:

:D

[skip fox]

45. How absolutely sweet!!!!

Wow.

(Technical parenthetical: I hope he wears his watch on his left hand.)

:)

[skip fox]

46. Swamp Rat form Louisiana???

I live north of Lafayette, a few miles outside of Sunset.

[Swamp Rat]

47. Oui

N'walins dawlin'. :D

[Saphire]

48. ding ding ding.........you are the winner!

[lectrobyte]

49. Nicely done.

[OnyxCollie]

50. DAMN MAGIC EYE PICTURE!!!