Apocalyptic Opportunity!!! Sell "Rapture Wear" and make a fortune.

[skip fox]

Think of millions of chowerheads clicking on your site and buying "Rapture Mittens" and "Transcendent Trousers." Imagine the money you can make selling "Designer Halos" and "Nimbus Accessories"! Making over $10,000 a month on "Anti gravity Toupees" and "Epiphany Panties."

Act right now . . . before Israel comes to its senses:

www.RaptureWear.com


*********

On edit:

(I don't freakin' believe it. I thought I made up a fake site name based on my stupid premises and it really exists!!!! Jesus! . . . Oops.)

[longship]

1. Indeed! They are stark raving barking mad. All of them.

Where are these lunatics going to lead us?

[joneschick]

2. definitely in the category of "you can't make this shit up!"

:yoiks:

[skip fox]

3. Slogan: "Rapture Wear's Without Earthly Compare"

:)

[Freedomofspeech]

4. Can I have your car when the rapture comes?

I bumper sticker I saw in answer to "When the rapture comes this car will be empty".

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. I'm going to open a used car lot

I figure there'll be a lot of unattended vehicles, and I'm sure the raptured owners won't mind giving them to me to sell on consignment. I'm thinking of calling the lot "Holy Rollers".

Is this a concept or is this a concept? :evilgrin:


On edit: BTW, Welcome!

[skip fox]

14. Wow. Millions of bucks. Hol;y rollers is very nice.

How 'bout Rapture Wristers?

[mikeytherat]

15. OK, and I'll open a companion used motorcycle lot:

I'm calling it "Rapture Riders."

mikey_the_rat

[malaise]

13. I only want their bank accounts

That's way better than hustling Rapture wear. These fuggers are beyond dumb and stupid. They are raving mad.

[htuttle]

5. How about 'Ionic Rapture Shields'?

Gotta have the word 'Ionic' in there, cause people think ions are MAGIC!

[mikeytherat]

8. I'd go with Doric over Ionic, as Doric columns are the SIMPLEST,

just like The Rapturists!

:rofl:

mikey_the_rat

[gatorboy]

6. How about "My wife was taken by The Lord,

And all I got was her lousy t-shirt" :P

[Fleshdancer]

7. I think I'll sell rapture rocks on Ebay!

I'll take rocks and paint shit on it and sell them...kinda like pet rocks only BETTER! :bounce:

[givemebackmycountry]

9. What no Piercings? n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

11. The GOP needs some HOT WINGS where they're going!

[Minnesota Libra]

12. If they weren't so damn serious this would be funny - but these...........

.....neocon/fundie idiots are serious about this. I am I'm not atheist by any means but this is carrying this much too far.