Bob Ney to DOJ: "Honestly Guys! I'm Just REALLY REALLY STUPID!"

[Beetwasher]

:rofl:

"As a result, Mr. Ney is working intensely to convince Justice Department prosecutors that he was tricked by Mr. Abramoff into doing favors for the lobbyist's clients."

--snip--

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/17/politics/17ney.html?pagewanted=1&ei=5088&en=a7f2e3ca6ccdea10&ex=1295154000&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

[htuttle]

1. So what did he think all the money was for?

His looks?

:eyes:

[peekaloo]

2. The Injuns put a curse on him!

:o

[tyedyeto]

3. Shall we start counting how many others were 'tricked'?

[kentuck]

4. Obviously too stupid to be a Congressman...

He should resign, rather than run for re-election, huh?

[Beetwasher]

6. Gotta Love This Line Too! "Colleagues describe Mr. Ney as simple and down-

"Colleagues describe Mr. Ney as simple and down-to-earth..."

Heh?! I don't know if you can claim that someone who wears a rug as horrendous as Ney's is "down-to-earth".

[Dr.Phool]

7. If he had any class, he'd wear one like Trafficante.

[Beetwasher]

8. The RoadKill-Squirrel Pelt Look?

LOL!

[Hubert Flottz]

13. Down to Earth...

Is the best place in the world to get filthy dirty!

Dirty money = Dirty Deeds done Dirt Cheap!

[mom cat]

"The devil made me do it!"

[elehhhhna]

5. I waz hornswaggled!

[Ikonoklast]

9. Finally, a Repugniclan reveals

what the rest of us already know.

Bigotry+Intolerance+Greed+Corruption+Militarism=Stupidity


Guess it was just them wily Jewish fellers pullin' the wool over Ol Bobs' eyes. After all, he's just a backwoods hick that don't know how city folk are.


Spare me. :eyes:

[EFerrari]

10. Is anyone disputing that this sinkscum is stupid?

:shrug:

[Javaman]

11. So he's going with the Homer Simpson defence now, huh?

D'oh!

:eyes:

[SidDithers]

12. Maybe "Freedom Fries" at the House cafeterias...

were really Abramoff's idea!

Sid